London Daily Mirror

What michaelmoore.com calls the communist toilet paper newspaper "the mirror", truly the worst newspaper ever. This is an attempt to make the sourse sound like a creditable, established paper, when in fact it is crap, and read by old people.
I really wish michael moore would bitch about america in america, rather than assuming he will be accpeted in europe, the faggot.
by Gumba Gumba May 21, 2004
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london meat grinder

When a partner with missing teeth gives oral sex.
Dude, that whore gave me a london meat grinder. My cock is hurting.
by Abstract1179 February 10, 2015
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A shitty, yet hella expensive school full of rich bitches. Also known as "ASL"
"She's ugly, fake, rich, and bitchy... She must go to The American School in London.
by birdy93 October 23, 2015
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London Cream Tea

When you give a girl a creampie and wait for it to leak out. Then when it dries you feed it to her and piss in her mouth.
I gave Sheila a London Cream Tea last night!
by Harry Toba February 03, 2014
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New London, Wi

A relatively small town in central Wisconsin with a relatively large drug problem. Half of the population is either in bars or addicted to meth.
Guys in this town think their dick grows when they drive trucks. Only thing good about this town is St. Patricks day and the shitty wolf river. Arguably more potholes in the roads than people.
Can’t wait to go visit New London, Wi and get some meth and break my fucking a-arm on oshkosh street.
by fuckhortonville October 09, 2019
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South london kid

He is a british person from south london with a really thick cockney accent and is only good at stabbing people with homemade knives.
South london kid is stabbing people again
by Balle mannen November 28, 2022
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The London Underground

When one person defecates into another person's anus.
Dan and Tim took a ride on the London Underground. Now Tim's full of shit.
by KittySlitter January 08, 2015
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