artistic logic

thinking style that is done in a creatively clever way

bob the programmer has used artistic logic in making that program

by HombreCoco January 22, 2010

Waterloo Logic

Incorrect use of logic in a social situation. Named after the London ‘Waterloo’ train station, which is renowned for confusing passengers with its complex platform layout.

“Hey, I thought you said we were meeting on the platform?”
“I know, I was on the platform!”
“Which one?”
“The underground platform”
“Oh my, looks like you’ve been using Waterloo logic again”

by Michael86jj January 5, 2014

Lindsay logic

The act of stringing together partially coherent thoughts to form the basis of an argument by which you justify your actions. It may not make any sense to anyone else, but it makes sense to you and that's all that matters.

I use Lindsay logic to justify my mac and cheese addiction

by Number1_Macklemore_Fan_Lindsay September 18, 2016

vishnu logic

Deep analogy/logic of a situation which makes no sense whatsoever.

Now that's a Vishnu Logic.

by Mohammrd Farish September 26, 2020

Girl logic

The most complex system in the entirety of the entire universe.

Girl logic is incomprehensible. Let's say you invite her out, she ignores you, but if you don't say shit, she gets pissed.

by Bananas Are Yellow December 1, 2020

fuck your logic

When one individual try's to make a claim on something towards another and the other individual proves them wrong with fact being a cocky hoe about it therefore one gets frustrated with wrongness and portrays these words in a jokingly manner.

"Your eyes are greenish brown"
"hazel you mean?"
"Fuck your logic"

by Goteem April 14, 2015

Double Path Logic

It is only possible for one logical path to exist in a maze, forcing the second path to be rendered unusable.

There are 2 paths but one is wrong because of Double Path Logic!

by bytegig January 20, 2020