Look at Jim, hes water logging himself, he drank way to much to fast and now is over the side of the boat puking
by DEZ2018 March 7, 2018

When the toilet wouldn't flush, Joe would use his log channeler to give the impression that it was not he who has the diarrhea.
by Nick Fearns December 10, 2003

To take a shit on the side of the road cuz u cant make it to the restroom before you crap your pants
Kenny had to take a mean shit on the way to Grandmas house, so he made me pull over and he dropped a road log.
by wamboozled June 2, 2014

When doing a girl from behind while she is hand-cuffed to the toliet Boondock Saints style, you shove your cock in her ass, dunk her head in the toliet and give her a swirly.
by Christifori August 10, 2008

when a female shits on her partners chest while wearing a g string or a thong, thus splitting the log.
by Bigger Johnson February 3, 2009
