kurt

a fart that clings to you after you farted. almost opposite of a crop-duster, a fart whose smell you thought you outran.

i ran to the other room to fart so no one would smell, but when i came back to the room, everyone's faces melted: i kurted.

by babsohboy January 22, 2017

Kurt Caro

Prince Charming

A Kurt Caro is the real life prince charming

by yoyosima July 14, 2010

The Kurt Cobain

The gluttonous act of thrusting two (preferably large) members into ones own mouth until they create an unstoppable cum eruption together.

"Me and my homie was giving that girl The Kurt Cobain. Her head got blown smoove"

"Bro and I high-fived after shawty Kurt Cobained herself"

by Dirty Deliquentes October 20, 2025

Kurt Cobain

The singer that died because he questioned his girl. Despite his drug use, he had grown too strong, too powerful, and someone that knew him didn't like that about him.

Kurt Cobain might have been a degenerate, but he was not a coward.

by Solid Mantis February 28, 2021