This is a sexual act in which a male wakes up in the middle of the night to his sleeping partner and ejaculates and then finishes in his or her eyes and ears. Therefore hindering their partner deaf and blind the next morning.
"Hey Laurie the word around town is that Greg gave ya a helen Keller"
"Well I wasn't really sure who gave it. Didn't see him that good this morning"
"Well I wasn't really sure who gave it. Didn't see him that good this morning"
by Tappakeggaday August 19, 2009
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by dan181 January 8, 2011
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A attractive person with a kind heart and will do anything to make you happy.
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A attractive person with a kind heart and will do anything to make you happy.
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by Happykid January 7, 2015
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by hahahahbro May 21, 2011
Get the Kelli mug.A sexual act in which a male uses the hand of an unconscious (ie. deaf and blind) female to manually give himself a hand job.
I was feeling horny last night but my girlfriend was too drunk to stay awake and have sex so I just helped myself to a Helen Keller.
by fulfreez August 16, 2010
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