Kirked

To support something that Ironically leads to your own misfortune

Guy: I think people should get 20 years for assault even in self defence it doesnt matter.

Guy2: really?

Guy: NO MATTER WHAT!

Guy2: whatever man.

Guy: *gets into a altercation and it arrested.

Guy: Aw man not fair, I was protecting myself.

Guy2: REALLY! You just got Kirked

by TheNameMakerofOZ September 11, 2025

Kirked

To be shot in the throat.

Soldier 1: Holy fuck did you see that wound on Gary’s neck??

Soldier 2: yeah man, looks like he got Kirked pretty hard.

Gary: *flops over and dies like a retarded kid*

by TazmilyGum September 11, 2025

Kirked

The word "Kirked" is slang used by the gaming community to let teamates knows they've been killed.

Hey be careful going through that alley, I just got kirked.

by yungsupersize September 11, 2025

Kirked

When you’re fucking a girl’s brains out, pull out before you blast, and spray your cum all over the girls neck, specifically her left.

Dan: Yo. I met the freakiest torta last night.

Kyle: Freaky? What made her such a dick addict?
Dan: I Kirked all over that hoe and she creamed all over my brand new bedsheets.

by Denimhandjob67 September 12, 2025

Kirked

When you get killed immediately after saying the dumbest, most disingenuous thing ever.

“You hear about how Jake said Mexicans are responsible for inflation and then got hit by a bus?”

“Oh yeah! He got Kirked for sure!”

by GratefulPrankster September 12, 2025

Kirked

When a fascist gets there comeuppance.

or

Someone who was hit in the neck

" See what happened to Mussolini?" " Yeah man! They kirked him.

"I hope that Nazi gets kirked.

by Based McLovin September 12, 2025

kirked

Assassinated in the same fashion as former right-wing commentator, Charles “Charlie” James Kirk.

Man, I hate that guy. He needs to get kirked.

by enbywitdagat September 12, 2025