Alphabetical Keyboard

Something that is completely useless. The original keyboard of the "alphabet" before it was replaced with "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm"

Guy1: I love my Alphabetical keyboard!

Guy2: You weirdo, none even remembers the alphabet these days...

by MacGamer115 December 18, 2012

Eat your keyboard

A kind way of telling a keyboard warrior to smash their face into the keyboard for being such an idiot

Normal person: furries should be illegal
Sjw: thats very furr-phobic of you
Normal person: go eat your keyboard furry

by thekingoftheweb January 22, 2021

keyboard cowboy

A somewhat lame but funny term uses to define hackers. Made popular by the movie Hackers.

?f$Q (not a real person that I am aware of) is a real uber 31337 haZXoR.


lame...

by HybridStrom June 25, 2004

keynoard

(noun) A balding, 38 year old man that lives in his mother's basement playing D&D. Can be found all over the USA.

They are as pale as ghosts & goblins and have not seen light in years. They eat twinkies and weigh 300+ pounds.

The flock of keynoards sat around the table in the basement and were making their constitution rolls.

by Raccooninabox August 3, 2006

keyboard chemistry

The chemistry that comes from online datine.

"I have to say that I am feeling some great keyboard chemistry..."

by Josh Ginoza February 6, 2009

Keylo

When you low key, about being low key.

I was being keylo as to not seem pushy about getting you to pick the day that I wanted to see you by giving you options, all the while hoping that you chose my first choice

by Rinagiggles May 18, 2016

Keyboard Dyslexia

Keyboard Dyslexia is an excuse for numerous spelling errors and random letters within words, usually in a word document.

keyboard dyslexia isd a excuse for numerouse speeling errorsd and rendom leyters within words, usually in a word documentr.

by corbane November 10, 2010