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Karma is a bitch but only if you are Jesus was a bearded man and God is a woman the devil is a lie.
Speak of the devil, is that karma I smell?
by bushlight November 7, 2017
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"I don't wear a mask. The schools open or they don't get funding. This is going to go away without a vaccine. Our numbers are great."

Donald J Trump: "Tonight, @FLOTUS and I tested positive for COVID-19."
The letters in "Make America Great Again" rearranged are "i.e., Karma Came Great Again.
by mysticalrivers October 2, 2020
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Jesus Karma

When Christians want to comment and rely on the concept of karma but without all the Pagan underpinnings.
After Dave yelled at his children for no reason, he got a flat tire on the way to work. That's a little Jesus Karma right there.
by Jayzues July 24, 2012
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Clout karma

The feeling others get when responding to your requests based on your public performances and/or notoriety.
Vito: Ryan yu think I should smash this apple on bams head?
Dunns Urn: …$$$$
Vito: Alrighfdtywrraa Idon givafuk what ur sayn ima find Bam
Knoxville: Vito, whatchya up to?

Vito: “raises arm qwith hostility apple in hand”. tell me wher Bams aterallahsmasha and ruin your Clout Karma!
Knoxville: “cowers” my what? WhOa big fella I got money’s,” he says shifty eyed, here take a couple benjis, and lemme see if I can’t “polish” that apple for you” shifts eyes again” just in case you don’t eat it and wanna let Bam have it.
you know how he feels about your body. treat it like you’re in the temples temple, Listening to Tom Templeton. “Grabs apple and wipes his ass with it”
Vito’s dog: *nods* N farts..
Vito: Gimmegrahgagapplekgraplfkpe
Bam runs out of the pantry and starts slapping Don Vito’s bare back while

Knoxville laughs crazily, Vito Pirouettes and smashes apple on Bams sideburn while templetons greatest hits begins to play on a record player near Dunns Urn. Vito’s dog begins dancing and money rains down from the lighting fixtures. Bam wipes apple sauce off his Facebook smirks and says why does this apple smell like shit. Scoops handfuls of money off the ground saying “this feels like enough cash to buy a website and tell people to dive into stuff, but do you think people would willingly just fucking dive into shit because I’m the one asking and I have so much fucking Clout Karma.”

Vito: Of course youfukingknuklhegGdg uratheaBamMaRgera!”
by Medium Robert March 24, 2023
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they are the hottest person on earth like godamn any time i look at you you get a million dollars
Karma is the hottest person i have ever seen
by kadeisbae December 31, 2022
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Karen* punches a dog
Karma* makes Karen slip up on black ice
by I-love-cactus February 22, 2020
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The shit that you get your face in when you put that shit in someone's.

It is sometimes called the law of boomerang.
Karmahadjenhadan: I am the mighty magician that makes everyone go to shit.
You: Yay
Katmahadjenhadan: *puts spell on you
You: Yay
*Trips on spike.
Someone: Karma!
Karmahamrunemanitrian: Maibeh da hanz Zanvaay Syndrome?
Someone: Ewww. You are shreaky heck!
by Borislav February 15, 2017
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