Stained Balloon Knot

discoloration of the anus from fecal matter passing through the human digestive system

He put his face all up on my stained balloon Knot and ate it like a chocolate pudding cup!

by SavageBabe907 September 16, 2021

Trinity Knot

The politically correct title for A cocktail made of Guinness Stout, Irish Whiskey, and Bailey's Irish Cream. Named for the three ingredients and the knot it leaves in your stomach after consuming.

I would like to order a trinity knot.

by Irishgirl505 July 22, 2016

pine knotting

When one lumbersexual loves another lumbersexual they may engage in the act of coitus known as Pine Knotting. Discovered in the small city of Big Bear Lake, where pine branches of various sizes can be found along a two(or more!)-person hike in the woods.

Lumbersexual Bob: "Here's a quiet spot...You down for some pine knotting?"
Lumbersexual Neil: "Yeah! Should we use one of these sticks?"
Lumbersexual Bob: "Sure, or a stick even bigger than that!"

by pinenaughty March 25, 2016

Scrot Knot

Matted hair under scrotum. (Gooch area) forming a dreadlock like weave. Can also be similar to a dingle berry dangling from your balls. Scrot=scrotum knot=knot, (tangle)

I haven’t showered for three days and I’ve got a scrot knot forming.

Just got back from camping. Had a hot shower and finally washed out that scrot knot.

by The real slippery gypsy January 10, 2025

knotted hair

The worst, especially if it takes a while to brush. (me rn)

(also I'm first to make this :))

"Start brushing! You've got knotted hair!!"

by YOU'RE SUS March 1, 2022

Forever Knot

The resulting jumble after an individual attempts to untie a simple knot resulting in the strenuous and tedious endeaver taking ten times longer to undo than the original.

I was untying my shoes but made the mistake of pulling one wrong loop. Looks like I'll be attempting to solve the forever knot for the next 5 days.

by kornwhole December 8, 2010

monkey knot

clasping your hands together to make a ball then inserting said ball anally, vaginally, or orally

guy 1: how did things go with rebecca last night
guy 2: shit got crazy, she made me give her the monkey knot 3 times!

by nbkNova August 9, 2023