Keyboard

The thing that your mom smashes your head in.

My mom said if i dont get out of the computer she's gonna smash my head in the keyboard, so please hekejehfjrofiehhsieidy3thtoru38iaCEYTIDgrihd

by Beanboi903 March 12, 2021

keyboard wheeler

Someone who talks a big game about wheeling, on the internet, but never goes wheeling.

I want to go wheeling this weekend but all my keyboard wheeler fiends won’t show up.

by CF352 September 4, 2019

give her the keyboard

Perform coitus

I gave her the click clack whip whack

What?
Yknow, gotta give her the keyboard

Ohh

by Nuhdge December 6, 2016

Keyboard Parkinson's

A disease transmitted electronically that affects, almost exclusively, young, immature females. It is characterized by repetition of (usually) the last letter of random words in a message, as if the infected does not have good motor control. Most often seen in texts and on Facebook.

Girl: "omggg i saw Justin Bieberrrrrrrr!!! (:"
Guy: "It looks like you have Keyboard Parkinson's, you should get that checked out."

by baconmeister July 14, 2011

Keyboard Diarrhea

The act of pressing multiple keys in a random order to symbolise excitement, shock, and other explosive emotions. Often reminds one of diarrhea due to the stringent rule of making sure that it sounds fluid.
Can also refer to keyboard warriors typing complete, and absolute, bullshit.

A Legend On Mangadex: You're so "the type" that even with that keyboard diarrhea you'd somehow managed to address nothing. Fuck off, I've had it with you insecure mensa rejects. Blocked.

by imafuckboi July 24, 2020

Keyboard Monkey

One who has a weak response; trained to give a list of responses when asked a question.

Karen couldn’t answer my question because she doesn’t think for herself. She only replies with what her boss teaches her to say. She sounds like a keyboard monkey.

by Guysemon April 9, 2021

Keyboard rage

Keyboard rage is usually when a guy gets angry and he started to write spam messages like (u h4v n0 lyf3) or just some meaningless words
Usually slamming their head into the keyboard

Me rekting a bitchass kid
Kid:as
Kid:a
Kid:adads
Kid:ddas
KID:SADSSAF
Kid:idyshdjdhbsjdgd(then keyboard explosion)

Kid has left the server(rage quit)

Me:lmao he did a keyboard rage and then ragequitted

by Player2170(roblox arsenal guy) October 13, 2019