jizz junkie

A queer that loves to swallow voluminous amounts of semen.
(on a regular basis)

That fucker is SUCH a jizz junkie!!! I mean, how many poles can ONE GUY possibly smoke in a night???

by Bill B January 4, 2006

Purple Jizz Monkey

A Purple Jizz Monkey is the overly complex drink ordered by the d-bag in front of you at a crowded bar. Often served as a shooter, this drink is characterized by its convoluted and redundant ingredients, and is almost always ordered with 4 or 5 other equally impossible drinks. When the fuck-ram in front of you orders a Purple Jizz Monkey, this invariably delays your drink purchase by several minutes, and the chick you were talking to before you went to get drinks is probably already fucking some townie.

“Thanks a lot, Melvin, you took like 20 minutes to get our drinks and now we’re all sober.”
“Dude in front of me ordered like 5 purple jizz monkeys, my hands were tied.”

by Bill Sampson, Esq. February 21, 2009

jizz drizzle

Symptoms normally occur after constant masturbation, and you've pretty much tapped the resources dry for the night.

Dude, I was watching dish network porn, and this totally hot midget scene came on, but all I could produce was some jizz drizzle, it sux0red

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

jizz towel

1.What a guy cums onto after masturbation
2.A whore

1. I used her as a jizz towel
2. She fucks everyone. What a jizz towel!

by landcfinrock March 30, 2008

Jazzy

A classy female. One who seems to be the eye of attention.

She's the jazziest girl in the club tonight.

by Creammy_3 July 30, 2003

Jizz Nugget

Jizz Nugget refers to Jizz that is pure white in color, the size of a penny and comes out of your ass. It is mainly used as an insult, or just randomly said in dead silence.

"Your such a Jizz Nugget!"

by HandleBar March 7, 2010

The jizz

Something that is really cool

Made popular by DJ & The Fro

Dj: Why do you sit at the kids table?
The Fro: So I can check out the MILFS that pick them up
Dj: That's The Jizz

by pvpimp310 June 1, 2009