Pulling a Jenson 

Calling in sick for the first 3 days back every time you take a vacation.

Tito called in sick after being gone for two weeks. "Dammit! Hes pulling a Jenson again!"

Pulling a Jenson by Monfredi November 15, 2022

Smitty werben man jensen

He was #1!

It's Smitty werben man jensen he was #1!

Smitty werben man jensen by paperboy80 April 10, 2023

Mikkel ellegaard jensen 

Beavo look a like. Has had the same haircut since birth. Mikkel ellegaard jensen is a background character who thinks he´s important. Mikkel ellegaard jensen aka Mikkel is also someone who is just there inhaling our oxygen and is a waste of space. BTW Mikkel is also best friends with the canteen lady.

OMG that no-one is a mikkel
Oh shit someone is breathing out Co2 what the hell
Jesus christ. I didnt see you there mikkel, u scared me
Someone not being see or heard is a mikkel ellegaard jensen

Mikkel ellegaard jensen by Every person on earth and magn March 5, 2024

A warm George Jenson 

the act of receiving analingus in an unexpected environment.

That bushpig gave him a warm George Jenson in pokie room at the feddo

A warm George Jenson by candypants raverslut June 19, 2025