Jake

A guy that thinks he is good at everything. Usually tries to get girls but never works out. They think they are better than everyone but it gets them no where. The kinda guy that gets beat up. Jakes usual suck at sports and get shamed in front of everyone then just go home or leave. Don't belong on the top of the group, belong more toward the bottom where the scrubs are.

1. Man poor Jake, I feel so bad for him.

1. Man that kid is such a jake, he probably doesn't have any friends.

2. Yo I just beat up this loser, I think his name was Jake.

3. Man poor Jake, I feel so bad for him.

by Jake toolman June 17, 2018

Jake

A guy who acts like he likes you but he ends up dating one of your best friends and he is a fuckboy with a 4 inch dick and he always makes you his 2 choice he asks for nudes like a thousand times

Jake is such a fuckboy

by Weedislife420 December 19, 2018

Jake

Annoying ass bitch

Jake is annoying

by Jake bitch November 5, 2017

Jake

A small and ugly sloth who enjoys watching coyotes dominate everyone around them. Often forces individuals to engage in philosophical discussions without their consent in order to screw with their minds. Avoid at all costs if you want to maintain your sanity.

That fucking Jake is always going after that coyote

by Massive coyote November 28, 2017

Jake

Hot, nice, sexy beast, absssss, later, fun dood, fun to joke around with about Jewish people, good kisser, tall, athletic, blonde sexy sexy man.

Jake likes Jewish pancakes and religion class.

by youcantseememytimeisnow March 10, 2017

Jake

One of the best guys he makes you feel like the world. You never want him to leave your side. Makes you feel gorgeous even if you don't feel it, he doesn't even make you feel that way when you with him. He is like a diamond-rare, but amazing to have.

Wow, jake just makes me feel like the world. I can't wait to see him again.

by Grace1313 December 26, 2017

Jake

A very odd boy who is very ugly and has many pimples. He loves technology and politics and is usually very funny but can be extremely annoying at times. Over all jake is very lovable although gets made of by other stupid boys. We love him.

Person #1: oh did you hear what jake did
Person #2: ya it was so funny

by annaissocoolomg September 25, 2020