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Jake

A person who sucks a lot and yeah he sucks. If you ever come across a Jake turn and run cuz he sucks.
That guy is such a bitch, he must be a Jake.
by Godly Person 1646812374 November 30, 2017
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Jake your such an idiot you will never get a girlfriend
by Jake's dad May 7, 2018
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Hot, nice, sexy beast, absssss, later, fun dood, fun to joke around with about Jewish people, good kisser, tall, athletic, blonde sexy sexy man.
by youcantseememytimeisnow March 10, 2017
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A guy that thinks he is good at everything. Usually tries to get girls but never works out. They think they are better than everyone but it gets them no where. The kinda guy that gets beat up. Jakes usual suck at sports and get shamed in front of everyone then just go home or leave. Don't belong on the top of the group, belong more toward the bottom where the scrubs are.

1. Man poor Jake, I feel so bad for him.
1. Man that kid is such a jake, he probably doesn't have any friends.

2. Yo I just beat up this loser, I think his name was Jake.

3. Man poor Jake, I feel so bad for him.
by Jake toolman June 17, 2018
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a guy thats always confused who has different personalities.He lies about lots so u will love him and he looks like a bunny and a dog.
a jake is all girls want besides the fact that hes a jerk.
by thepersonthatcauseda break January 8, 2017
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Jake is a guy who plays video games all day. Which isnt bad until he cant get up so he craps his pants and he has no other way to clean it up. So, he eats it. Thats why his breathe smells like crap.
All the girls: I would never date Jake!
Gay people: Me too!
by TheUglyFish December 7, 2019
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Jakes are knoggers who hate when other people don't listen to them then snap at then they also stutter and do the Jake push
Jake is such a knogger
by Même guy December 10, 2019
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