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Jake

Jake is my best friend he makes you laugh all the time and he is hella thiccc and everybody likes him because he is so awesome and he has pretty eyes and he is also very pretty I love jake!!!!
Jake is my best friend
by Jake bsf June 2, 2018
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Jake

Jake is annoying
by Jake bitch November 5, 2017
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Jake

A guy who acts like he likes you but he ends up dating one of your best friends and he is a fuckboy with a 4 inch dick and he always makes you his 2 choice he asks for nudes like a thousand times
Jake is such a fuckboy
by Weedislife420 December 19, 2018
mugGet the Jakemug.

Jake

A small and ugly sloth who enjoys watching coyotes dominate everyone around them. Often forces individuals to engage in philosophical discussions without their consent in order to screw with their minds. Avoid at all costs if you want to maintain your sanity.
That fucking Jake is always going after that coyote
by Massive coyote November 28, 2017
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jake

legit the most fine man ever. you can't resist a jake.
jake is so awesome, i couldn't imagine not being a jake.
by MrCub3r May 24, 2021
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Jake

A very odd boy who is very ugly and has many pimples. He loves technology and politics and is usually very funny but can be extremely annoying at times. Over all jake is very lovable although gets made of by other stupid boys. We love him.
Person #1: oh did you hear what jake did
Person #2: ya it was so funny
by annaissocoolomg September 25, 2020
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Jake

Girl #1: Ugh that boy used me only for sex!

Girl #2: Well I did warn you about Jakes
by Weirdest_Casper August 28, 2017
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