Mia Jump

When a girl kisses you without your consent, and promptly sprints away like a scooby doo villain.

I was walking with my gut last night and she Mia jumped me

by Nig pig March 16, 2019

Jump streams

Literally jumps with the rhythm of a stream. The mapper probably got an aneurysm when he made that.

-hey look at my amazing 10 star map xdd
-bro that full screen jump streams look insane, i will send your map to every osu streamer

by wiwit October 23, 2019

e-jumped

when someone on the internet verbally destroys you.

i got e-jumped for saying something mean about the president.

by Melanie D. January 20, 2009

Jump-to-it Johnson

Someone who prematurly acts. Usually when the person thinks another individual is done with an object and makes it their own or throws it away(etc.) when in fact the individual was not through using the object.

I would have saved my seat if i knew we had Jump-to-it Johnson over here

by 2knuckleshuffle November 21, 2010

Jump-Fucker

A Jump-Fucker is a person, usually around the ages of 13 to 16, who jumps around on an FPS game to avoid being shot, especially on maps with some kind of jump boost. It's considered some kind of strategy, jumping around like a fucking cocaine-devouring rabbit. While Jump-Fucking makes you a harder target to hit, it also makes you one of the most annoying kinds of players, along with spawn killers and campers. It is also possible to develop ADHD while performing this disgraceful strategy.

Jon: George, you only got two kills that round. What happened?

George: Those damn Jump-Fuckers, man. It's like trying to shoot a flying slinkie.

by Polque Wobnod June 15, 2016

Corner jump

Splitgate|Advanced maneuver|tactical reposition
Verb/noun
An amazingly tricky maneuver in the infamous video game known as splitgate. Devised by the three greatest players on the platform, these chads invented this strategic positioning that leaves your enemies completely bamboozled. However this is incredibly hard to master, typically taking 3+ years to understand and apply in the heat of battle.

Guy 1: yo corner jump watch this corner jump
*guy 1 clutches*
Guy 2: bro how dyou do that

Guy 1: simple tactical repositioning, aka the corner jump
Guy 2: damn I’ve never seen that before
Guy 1: corner jumping is very hard to master, took me 3+ years
Guy 2: wow ur so cool

by ThatGuyPablo April 10, 2022

Jumping skills

The unusual skills a young child develops to complement their running

“Always use your jumping skills“ Little Fred said as he ran, skipped and then jumped in the air like a demented rabbit

by Smelly Bones Fishcake December 14, 2019