jerk face

a person who is such a jerk, that you jerk in their face (hence the name); a jerk face is a jerk by serzcore standards

You're such a jerk face... I'm gonna jerk in your face.

by two spotter mgee October 28, 2003

Jerk Ranger

Only the biggest MC's can be or are called Jerk Rangers
people who are commonly called jerk rangers tend to fuck Shit Up FSU all over the school yard. When people try step to you trying to jerk at you level they run away in embaressment !
Because once you pin drop you come back up and say bitch sit the FUCK down cause you can't handle this.

fail jerk ranger : *tries to pin drop*
Jerk Ranger : *Pause, step now do that Advance Reject then pindrop*
Fail jerk ranger: :'( runs away crying
Jerk Ranger : Thats right bitch, you just got JERK'd

by Jerk Ranger December 8, 2010

jerk cockyness

Being a jerk and/or dick head.

You were annoying me with your jerk cockyness

by simpleton11 January 25, 2011

Jerk my Meat

Making jerky, either traditionally through natural dehydration, a forced air and heat dehydrator, a stove, or smoker. Most commonly beef jerky, and with a good blend of flavors and spices.

I can't go anywhere today becasue it takes 7 hours to jerk my meat.

by Stevr13 February 7, 2018

Jerk Chicken

Someone who insults people or their work while hiding behind a computer.
They are usually angry about something else and assume so much, especially that they are an expert.

The angry Anonymous jerk chicken complained about my work in the Forum to find plenty of other chickens to roost with. But they all ended up fried, dove into the hot oil of stupidity together, in front of everyone.

by BurgleCut May 30, 2019

Jerk Fart

I person who shows disregard to other people.

A person who cuts in and almost runs you off the road is a "Jerk Fart".

by Kevin Rogers September 26, 2005

jerk it and kirk it

To whack the cock of an extremely obese man whether through the means of a handjob or of that of self pleasure usu. with very strange intentions such as autoerotic asphyxiation.

Did you see Jimmy jerk it and kirk it with a bag on his head and duct tape on his wrists at Melissa's party last night?

by Tiffany S April 30, 2006