ham-sauced

being sauced/drunk out of your skull.

Dude, Bud shouldn't have slept with that fat chic last night. He was so ham-sauced.

by BudmanOfAlcatraz August 28, 2007

J. Ham

To jack off or to beat during a class or session

Kid 1: Did you hear about that kid in third period?
Kid 2: No, why what happened?
Kid 1: I heard he pulled a J. Ham and got caught
Kid 2: Ewww! Gross

by Tommie The Tomahawk April 3, 2011

Ham walleting

The act of shoving somthing up your vagina to smuggle, steal, and or store it descreetly.

Keestering is sooo last year, I was "ham walleting" a watch from the store and never got caught

by Dadandsonjokz June 7, 2016

ham taco

Has its roots in your moms pants. a very meaty pussy.

I fucked your mom last night, and she had a serious ham taco lol

by Hom Tanno February 27, 2015

Ham Coded

When something is silly and puts you in a goober mood it is "Ham Coded".

"That car/cat is very Ham Coded, it puts me in a goober mood!"

by Hawhe October 27, 2023

Sloppin’ Ham

Sucking dick. Blowing on the ham bone.

Your mom is so good at sloppin’ ham.

Rachel loves sloppin’ ham.

I’m gonna pick up a hooker tonight for a little sloppin’ ham. Hope she’s toothless from meth use. Love the gum action.

by Eaton Holgoode June 6, 2018

Kosher Ham

awesome website where you can buy cool jew shirts that are hilarious.

an oxymoron, but hilarious.

i went to kosher ham and bought a hilarious shirt.

by xXawesomeXx June 25, 2009