incyclopedia

A common misspelling of 'Encyclopedia'

"Pass me the damn incyclopedia!" the dumb blonde wrote in a note to her classmate.

by bubba125 October 16, 2003

Two-inch Rule

A rule used by women practicing "abstinence." You remain a virgin if it only goes in two inches or less.

"Elizabeth, I can't believe you lost it to Chuck."
"Nope. Two-inch Rule. I didn't lose a thing. I'm still a virgin."

by ValoKire April 18, 2008

12 inches of black steel

an abnormally large black dick. It is regularly seen in the asshole of either of male or female.

Wow look at that guys 12 inches of black steel

by eveace April 12, 2011

eight inches

An erect penis length that about one out of fifty men has, but about one out of ten claims.

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Q: What's a Gay Eight?

A: Six inches.

Q: OK, so what's a genuine eight inches?

A: No one I know (sighs).

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by al-in-chgo May 16, 2010

Itchy

1. The tiny, blue, chainsaw wielding, homicidal mouse from the Simpsons
2. The coolest nickname you can ever receive
3. Can stand for Number 1 or champion

The Itchy & Scratchy Show!!!
Itchy is awesome.
He has become an Itchy, now no one can stop him.

by toshiki-san April 24, 2010

Ten Inch Titan

The name of a form of punishing tool infrequently used on suspecting women.

I heard the Ten Inch Titan left it's mark on her.

by TheBoppingTroll June 1, 2009

your two inches

a joking reference to a male's small geitalia, often claimed without knowledge of the true size of the accused's penis

this insult can be used anytime, but is especially useful as a quick and easy way to instantly make a male on the defensive

also useful in bullshit arguments

often used in such arguments amongst young men who probably don't even use their dicks anyways

guy 1: fuck you youre such a flamer

guy 2: im no fag i banged your mom last night

guy 1: oh with your two inches?

guy 2: fuck you dude my cock is HUGE

guy 1: too bad youre still a virgin

by coolbiker7 February 26, 2009