Two-inch

A derogatory term for a colleague saying their like a two inch penis a useless F-ing tool

Fuck sake two-inch is at it again he's put the tractor in a ditch

by Slack rat May 19, 2023

funny inch

The caustic name used to refer peanut. People pretend to say fanny itch, but really say this. And then make fun of others for mishearing.

"You said funny inch, not fanny itch...dick." says peanut

by Peanut June 10, 2004

nmnm inch

nmnm inch is a measurement unit used to measure your loved one. Made by Rahaf and Mahdi

I wanna kiss every nmnm inch of you.

by JulianMcD June 21, 2021

25 inch mega monster cock

The name should explain itself. Only godlike people shall hold such a cock in their grasps, it's always ready for use and can last for hours if used correctly.

1: Holy shit! Look, that person has a 25 inch mega monster cock!
2. Whoa, you're right! Look at the gurt of that thing!
3: Yeah that's right, worship it.

by Handle can't b blank November 4, 2019

5.25 inch bay

the big slots in a pc often for odd(optical drive)

i have 2 5.25 inch bays

by qweerttyuiopasdfghhjklzxccvbnm March 31, 2023

Nicki inches

Nicki inches worth a stack on it

This means that your hair is to the end of your legs

I got my hair done and I got the nicki inches l

by @Theenickistan June 27, 2022

extra 2 inches

When you get an erection and your dick gets longer

OMG honey you just got an extra 2 inches

by Walawe July 9, 2019