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Two-Inch Rule

If a married woman fucks a man with a dick two or more inches larger than her husband's penis, the act does not count as cheating
Husband: "Hey babe what did you do today"

Wife: "Oh, your boss came over and fucked my brains out."

Husband: "WTF! We're getting a divorce!"

Wife: "No, it doesn't count , because his cock was 8 inches and yours is only 6."

Husband: "Oh, yeah your right, thats the Two-Inch Rule."
by btcterms March 29, 2023
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2 inch punnisher

Little jonny had a 2 inch punnisher and made all the girls run
by Squalid May 17, 2023
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Ben's Huge 9-inch cock

What can I say, Ben just has a huge girthy cock, its so veiny and huge.
Have you seen Ben's Huge 9-inch cock, its massive and i want it inside me.
by Toucher5090 February 17, 2025
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30 inch bussdown

on a girl 13-15 birthday they get dick down by 30 inches . it’s a must and almost every female does it, if they don’t they must partake in a few months after their birthday . If they dont they get liver failure and die or suffer consequences.
“omg I just got my 30 inch bussdown for my birthday!”
“girl did it hurt? How did it feel?!”
by splizzout June 3, 2023
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1 inch wonder

A penis which is 1 inch in size
by Idk.coo April 13, 2022
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Inch Investigator

A person, typically a woman, who will reject a guy who is shorter than 5’11” due to their unreasonable height requirement in a potential partner.
The inch investigator ghosted me because I didn’t wear my shoe inserts.
by K0z254 August 25, 2022
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