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Herman

Sometimes nicknamed "Hermie", this is an example of someone who has a micropenis. Sometimes it is a nickname for a micropenis itself. People nicknamed "Hermie" usually have the smallest penis because they want to disassociate from the nickname for a micropenis. Hermie's are also obese, repulsive, and will always be single. Most of them HATE when they are called Herman instead of hermie.
Guy: Your name sucks, Herman.
Herman: IT'S HERMIE!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!

Girl: Your penis is a Herman
Guy: I assume that means small?
Girl: Yes
by CallusIsHere March 12, 2022
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haermon

the best hot girl in the world considering there’s only one who’s name is spelt like that which is mine and I’m posting this on my tiktok @luv.hae so yeah
“Haermon is so close to failing english
by urmomshandle March 15, 2022
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HERM

Owen: your so herm!
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Herm's

Possessive pronoun describing transgender possession of an object
That pencil is herm's
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Hermann

He is the most awesome guy you will ever meet. He is the soulmate, that everyone spends their life looking for. He is the kind of lover, that poets write about. His beauty is beyond anything a human could ever imagine. He has got a way with words, that makes a girl go crazy. He is the person, that I will always love, respect and adore.
"Who is the person you adore the most?"

"It's him, Hermann "
by ميرا June 26, 2022
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Hermann

He is the most awesome guy you will ever meet. He is the soulmate, that everyone spends their life looking for. He is the kind of lover, that poets write about. His beauty is beyond anything a human could ever imagine. He has got a way with words, that makes a girl go crazy. He is the person, that I will always love, respect and adore.
"Who is the person you adore the most?"

"It's him, Hermann "
by ميرا June 26, 2022
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Herma

A strong, independent woman who doesn't mind speaking her mind. She loves crab legs and boating. Her friends say how intelligent and remarkable she is. Herma is not only fiercely protective of her loved ones, but she is caring and sweet on the inside as well!
Herma really went to bat for her friends boat!
by ZombieprincessXx July 6, 2022
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