A politician in the UK's Conservative party. When he was Home Secretary he was frowned on for locking a lot of people up. However, when the Blair governmnent released them all again, people realised maybe the general public were safer whilst violent criminals were behind bars. Howard was the victim of the lookist spin-doctor culture who used the "something of the night about him" comment to great effect. He became leader of the opposition when the Tories suddenly realised they had forgotten to elect a new leader after their 2001 defeat, and lasted almonst a fortnight (which is quite good by modern Tory standards).
"Why would anyone bother boting for Michael Howard the vampire? We've already got the New Labour bloodsuckers, after all".
by Stormsworder October 20, 2007
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by !2ahyen May 26, 2017
Get the Howard mug.A sexy, comedic man who is the main star of the show "Kickin' It" and has appeared on "Leo's Little Big Show". Coming from a disney background, he has starred in "Conan", "Logan", and "Shake It Up". He is currently dating a girl named Lindsey Lorraine.
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by Lindsey Jo Lorraine March 16, 2013
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Official Title: His Hon. Prime Minister.
Where: The Commonwealth of Australia.
Achievements: As the longest serving Prime Minister 11 March, 1996 - Present) since Sir Robert Menzies ( of The Commonwealth of Australia, His Hon. PM John Howard has notably brought the nation of Australia onto the World list. His recent IR (Industrial Relation) reforms have ensured Australia a secure and notably distinguished economy. He too has brought to the nation of Australia, a strong representation of Australian principles to the global world.
Official Title: His Hon. Prime Minister.
Where: The Commonwealth of Australia.
Achievements: As the longest serving Prime Minister 11 March, 1996 - Present) since Sir Robert Menzies ( of The Commonwealth of Australia, His Hon. PM John Howard has notably brought the nation of Australia onto the World list. His recent IR (Industrial Relation) reforms have ensured Australia a secure and notably distinguished economy. He too has brought to the nation of Australia, a strong representation of Australian principles to the global world.
by Christina Robinson July 17, 2006
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