muddy hotdog

you gotta pull your dick out of the ass and you gotta rub whatever comes out all over you like its a hot dog and thats it. thats it man

Dude I can't believe Nikolai gave me a muddy hotdog, that was gnarly.

by tankhmper1918 November 5, 2024

maple hotdog

When you give a homeless man a handjob, using maple syrup as lubricant.

The other night I got kinda drunk, and gave a maple hotdog. I regret nothing.

by Tragic_Comedian August 27, 2016

Ethiopian Hotdog

1) Get a giant pot of mustard

2) pour it into the japseye of the man

3) Have sex until the man jizzes

4) squeeze the mustard out of the fanny onto the mans dick while he holds a hotdog bun either side

man: hey do u wana try something
woman: erm it depends what it is

man: its the ethiopian hot dog
woman: yes! i love the ethiopian hotdog

by TOM THE SEXY BAAAAAASTARD!! August 2, 2021

hotdog

some like a Dick but long,hot and juicy if you dont have one thats sad!

Girl. your hotdog is loooong can i suck it

Boy, yaaa

by BigRatDaddy64 September 28, 2023

Stiff-hotdog

A boner

Yo, He has a stiff-hotdog we better warn him!

by ChloeRep December 27, 2015

hotdog and mustard pizza

The most vile combination of pizza toppings known to man-kind. Typically found in the frozen aisles of a British Aldi supermarket.

Person A: What the hell is that? It looks disgusting.

Person B: A hotdog and mustard pizza, with stuffed cheese crust.
Person A: I'm going to vomit.
Person B: I just did.

by unixfreak October 29, 2022

Hotdog sandwich

A neurotic drug addicted person o

Dude, that mother fucker is too far gone.

Yeah he's a real hotdog sandwich

by Sausage poophole June 27, 2021