Kid goes to church with parents.
Parents are cult-following LDS members.
Kid finds out it's all a lie.
Kid exclaims, "Holy Carpola!"
Parents are cult-following LDS members.
Kid finds out it's all a lie.
Kid exclaims, "Holy Carpola!"
by TheNewLucilleBallstrikesagain,thistime,#2..noshit.punsintended April 30, 2008
Holy Mushroom is our lord, god and savior. He came to earth as soon as it was created, and began to create life and beings of pure light. Then he made the sun of the light, to grow the living things there. Then, Holy Tree grew up from the ground. Together they made the Holy Fish, who evolved to Holy Birb.
where the 8th grade girls eat glurt, the boys are all secretly gay, the teachers are socially awkward, and the lunch tastes like ass
someone: do you go to holy family?
someone else who go to holy family: yessssurrr
someone: ur gay asf prob
someone else who go to holy family: yessssurrr
someone: ur gay asf prob
by sup lol December 24, 2019
As the delegation of the holy see we hardly would like to state that we are completely against abortion.
by arclogarclogarclog August 26, 2018
by Jacktup24/7 September 15, 2018
When one is listening to a talk, lecture, or sermon, and you suddenly, spontaneously speak, chant, call, or yell out a supportive word or phrase.
Jamall had many people think he has Holy Tourettes when he yelled out "Amen" during Pastor Bobs sermon.
by The Genaism Recorder October 02, 2009
The list of the most holy people of all, #1 God, #2 Chuck Norris, #3 Jesus, #4 Will Smith, #5 Tom Hanks
Man asks other man "Why is Chuck Norris second on the Holy List?"
Other man answers "He is so holy he let God be first out of generousity."
Man replies "Oh, that makes sense."
Other man answers "He is so holy he let God be first out of generousity."
Man replies "Oh, that makes sense."
by That Guy With Tha Face September 21, 2009