holiday taint

The days between Christmas and New Years. Named for the slang of the perineum.

We're stuck here for Christmas and New Years...so lets spend the holiday taint somewhere warm.

by Michael Soldier January 8, 2011

January 14- Filipino Holiday (Araw ng Kamatayan ng Kamatayan)

A holiday in a small Filipino tribes religion focusing on abstinence and death. this is because no sex=death because the population would be gone. this is to honor the dead. also no alchohol or potatoes can be consumed on this day because they mess up your soul

Its January 14- Filipino Holiday (Araw ng Kamatayan ng Kamatayan)

sorry becky we cant have sex

by BigDickAdamLivesInWilliamsburg January 14, 2021

Real nigga holiday

A real nigga holiday is J’s Bday 💯 January 20th is the realist of the real. Real niggas know wsp

Whos the realist? : The realist is a nigga born on January 20th. Thats a real nigga holiday

by jigggj January 13, 2022

Fishnet Holiday

The sexual activity of someone wearing fishnets squeezing a head inbetween their thighs

Last weakend Jearmy took a fishnet holiday

by roach#31359 July 7, 2025

Jet 2 Holiday

A pointless meme based off a British vacation company commercial and Jess Glynne’s 2015 song, “Hold My Hand” that blew up on TikTok in summer of 2025

“DARLIN HOLD MY HAN-Nothing beats a Jet 2 Holiday! And right now, you can save £50 per person! That’s £200 off for a family of four!”

by Lanadelrey2012 July 23, 2025

Holiday Ninja

A cover agent in feudal Britain. Trained in archery, shooting, swimming, canoeing and swinging through trees like apes whilst staying at Center Parcs.

The Holiday Ninja waged war on Center Parcs, forcing them to reverse their decision to close for Her Majesty The Queen's funeral.

by Sue Dow-Nim September 15, 2022

President's holiday

n. a day off from school that was not originally scheduled but was later "declared" by an official of said school. This type of holiday is undertaken solely for demonstrating the school's capability to do such a thing, always heralded by immense approval by both students and faculty. Similar to a Frank-Day, but for everybody.

We were going to have school this Friday, but because our football team is going to states, Dr. Michaels declared it a President's holiday!

by ZZZtofjd November 10, 2010