Helming

The act of shoving one's head up the anus of a man. This requires either surgical modification of the sphincter or EXTREME anal training with buttplugs. I honestly cant imagine this being possible, but there's some fuctup people out there and I'm sure its been done by somone.

Tired of rodents and peni, Richard Gere decided to finaly allow Jacko to savagely stretch his ass with a series of huge buttplugs and within a week of teribla anal torture he was ready to be HELMED, to take the greasy pale head deep in his anus.

by guilty_spork December 5, 2004

Saint Helens

A small shitty town in Oregon about 30 minutes away from Portland. Movie theatre is tiny and there are tons of crappy little shops. Where Halloween Town was filmed. (a Disney movie)

Saint Helens sucks ass.

by Sockaloo October 25, 2008

Helena DoDo Birdd

Helena DoDo Bird, is a magestic animal, she gets along with turtlees and dogs, she is outrageously beautiful and veery talkative, this creature is nocturnal, she likes to pull alnighters but she cant do it like billly,Oh , she is very clueless at times and hates to ponder.

daaaaayum; is that a Helena DoDo Birdd?

by daangbillyfshoo April 10, 2009

hair helmet

an immovable coiffure that defies the forces of nature due to an abundance of hairspray

jimmy swaggart, sam donaldson, sara palin, and doris day have the hair helmet in common

by beachkat January 22, 2009

wir sind helden

a kick ass german band. only well known in mostly German und
Austria. they were famous from their awesome signal "Guten Tag"

me: oh man dude u hear that new song from "wir sind helden"?
you: naw, wtf is wir sind helden
me: type in "guten tag" in youtube and you'll fall inlove with them!
you: wow the Helden chick is HOT!

by michaell May 28, 2007

Polish racing helmet

When one passes gas in thier own tighty-whiteys, then takes them off and wears them on thier head. Their will be a huge skidmark across the front, leading all the way to the back, resembling a racing helmet.

"Wow Jeff, that polish racing helmet really goes well with your new Harley!"

by Mike Tauss October 23, 2008

Hellen Keller

The act of giving a dirty blowjob, but not seeing the cock or hearing the loud squirts at all. Its quick, but enjoyable.

Reggie: How was the Hellen Keller?
Matt: It felt like I was going blind.

by Wiggies911 March 7, 2017