homosexual toad

a short fat lady with pants that are way to tight, because she is trying to attract lesbians because no man would touch that even if they had a four hundred ply condom. you can hear then coming from a mile away and your penis gets force like powers

guy1: dude! my penis just quivered
guy2: OH Shit!!
guy3: run BITCH run
guy2: Its a Frakin homosexual toad!!!

by etard6969 April 29, 2009

hobosexual

A person, usually homeless, who is not necessarily straight or homosexual, just desperate. Not in relation to the song, it was developed after noticing that although no one of a socially 'normal' status would hit on him, the homeless population seemed to love Rabbit. Hobosexuals are basically just desperate for affection.

Hahaha! Did you see that hobosexual hit on Rabbit? I can't believe he took him up on it! What a bellend!

by Smackababy September 11, 2007

Hobosexual

(Adj)
1. One who must have a homeless person for their partner.
2. One who feels sexually stimulated only by a homeless person.

Person 1: Dude you have to hear this. Last night I was going over to Jenny's house for a project that we had to finish, and I saw a bunch of men in dirty clothes in her room... they looked like homeless people.

Person 2: Oh my god... what does this mean?

Person 1: She's hobosexual.

by Roberto Millero January 1, 2008

homosexual penguin

Rachel Zemke, neither homosexual nor a penguin.

Why is she even here?

by Seph May 4, 2005

Homosexual

A Faggot Comprised Of Failure Because They Like Someone Of The Same Gender

Homosexuals Suck Ass

by Scarbird897 July 18, 2009

Homosexual Penguin

Ethan Weston, the Homosexual gay penguin.

Ethan, you like guys, you are a guy, and you're a fucking penguin!

by Seph May 29, 2004

HoboSexual

1. When you kill a homeless person, then eat holes in it's dead body, then having sex with them.

2. to get turned on by people without homes, wether it be the arousing smell, or the fine taste in clothing.

"I invited this hobo over to my house last night. We had sex. I think im a hobosexual."

by Jack Hoff September 15, 2003