Wookiee Handshake

The act of two women, both with furry twats, scissoring and grinding their nether regions together in a display that resembles two Wookiee hands engaged in a friendly greeting. A more skillful version of the Wookiee handshake also exists. If the two women insert a double-ended dildo between them, and can achieve the same frenzied muff mashing while not exposing even a fraction of an inch of the dildo to potential onlookers, then this next-level Wookiee handshake has been achieved.

I'd harbored a certain nostalgia for hairy pussies from a young age. But it wasn't until I saw the Wookiee handshake in action, while simultaneously imagining the grunts and chortles of that beloved species who hailed from the planet Kashyyyk, that I could truly appreciate them.

by Arthur B. May 27, 2018

Milky Handshake

The process of jerking off into your own hand and giving a nice, sloppy hand job to your acquaintance.

Dad- “I heard John gave you a milky handshake from your sister.”

Step son- “yeah. There was so much but, it was sloppy af. Best milky handshake I’ve ever gotten. He jerked off in his hand and gave me a handjob”

by DStorm1397 August 17, 2019

Handshake call

When you would like to share your contact Cell or GSM number with someone else. You call them to share that phone number and contact information or contact details.

First PersonMy cell (GSM) number is.. (interrupt)Second personJust send me a handshake call on my cell (GSM), I will see your incoming number (contact details) and I will add you in my contacts, its faster and more precise.

by Shaoak April 3, 2009

Soapy Handshake

An expected embrace that leaves one desiring more.

I took Emily out for a fancy dinner and all I got was a soapy handshake.

by ThunderChief November 27, 2014

Turtleneck handshake

A turtleneck handshake is giving a hand job to an uncircumcised penis.

What kind of turtleneck handshake do I have to give to figure those Apple remote?

by Daskobold March 21, 2021

Kentucky handshake

A handjob. Anytime someone pleasures another person using only their hands. "The ol' ball n' chain was too tired for sex, but she gave me a quick

Kentucky handshake!"

Catholic girls give good Kentucky handshakes!

by Shitbiscuit May 9, 2014

mississippi handshake

When you cover your hand in shit and then give a sloppy handjob

Oh I just got the best Mississippi handshake from Dillon earlier

by Kiezobeast September 24, 2016