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Cuban handshake

When you walk up to a guy, say hi pappi, rub their back, and grab their crotch all without saying hello.
She just gave him a Cuban handshake
by ToiTroubleLove November 6, 2023
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Hawaiian Handshake

1) Sexual position wherein both male and female are laying back facing each other, either in a scissor position or the females legs bent over the males. The penis must be semi-flaccid to bend properly when inserted into the vagina. The thrusting comes from a rapid succession of punches that contact the base of the penis and may even incorporate grazing of the vulva.

2) how you'd picture two paraplegics going at it

3) see Philadelphia pancake Philadelphia Fist bump
"we were so exhausted from banging all afternoon all we could muster was the Hawaiian handshake. It felt so good it had her in tears though"
by CMDR Peaches November 2, 2019
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Handshake Blowjob

Used by older groups of swingers

when everyone is nude ( so usually a pool party ) Couples meeting for the first time would frequently: A. Men shook hands

B. Women would hug each other

C. Women would then give the man they met a friendly slurp of his cock

( averaging 4 or 5 seconds )
I knew Jane & John were going to be fun people to have at the party. I could tell from the handshake blowjob when we met .... they liked to party.
by DJKOKC December 14, 2020
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portland handshake

If you come at me I'm going to give you a Portland handshake.
by That guy CP February 3, 2021
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Romford Handshake

Brutal violent attack. May involve bladed objects.
"The tosser was unbearable.... Morten decided whether to smile through gritted teeth, or offer him a Romford Handshake
by TikiMonkey February 22, 2021
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Turtleneck handshake

A turtleneck handshake is giving a hand job to an uncircumcised penis.
What kind of turtleneck handshake do I have to give to figure those Apple remote?
by Daskobold March 21, 2021
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utah handshake

When you stick your toe in someone’s asshole
I met Steve tonight but was drunk and decided to give him a Utah handshake!
by Orthoanon July 9, 2022
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