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pirate hangover

Entering an advanced state of inebriation by way of consuming either copious amounts of rum, or mixing copious amounts of different types of liquors, followed by wonderfully terrible decision making.
Dude, I've got a freaking pirate hangover. My head's killing me, I vomit when I drink water, and there's a damn good chance I got more than one girl pregnant last night. Yar!
by Love Terrorist August 28, 2014
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Tuesday Hangover

When you party so hard over the weekend that you are still hungover on tuesday morning.
Look how hard that guy is going over there. You just know he is going to have that Tuesday hangover.
by asdfghjklym September 14, 2014
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Moshing Hangover

Having been in a mosh-pit or anything of the sort, you wake up the next day with a sore body (usually the shoulders and neck)
Friend: Wasn't that concert amazing last night?
You: Yes, but this moshing hangover is killing me.
by RainbowZombie September 21, 2014
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National Hangover Day

The day after all the New Year's parties and celebrations. People are usual too hungover to begin turning around there lives like they promised themselves just a couple of days ago.
Mark: Jake wake up! You have rent due, and your gym membership starts today!

Jake: ugh, but its national hangover day.. *vomits*

Mark: Goddamn it Jake.
by sladyconesmom December 31, 2014
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Buffet Hangover

The result of one eating until their stomach is at, or over, the limit of what it can contain. People commonly are diagnosed with "buffet hangover" at places where there is no limit to how much one can eat, such as a buffet or events/holidays which involve large quantities of food.

The common symptoms of "buffet hangover" include;
- laziness
- drowsiness
- stomach pains
- nausea

Depending on your age and what you ate, other symptoms may include;
- heart-burn
- food poisoning
- diarrhea
- excessive vomiting
Example 1:
"Man, I should not have went to that party on an empty stomach. I totally had a buffet hangover!"

Example 2:
"Jack had a buffet hangover at that new all-you-can-eat place. He spent all night barfing up a storm!"
by BrianDZ August 6, 2016
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Phantom hangover

A hangover that is caused by the body being conditioned to consumption of alcohol, and triggered by memory/repetition.

If every Friday you get drunk, and have a hangover every Saturday as a result, your body becomes conditioned to feeling hungover upon waking up every Saturday.

If one friday you do not drink, but wake up feeling hungover anyway, due to your body just plain being used to the routine, you are the victim of a phantom hangover.

***Not an official medical condition, but it happens.
"You look like you had some fun last night."

"No, I didn't drink at all, but I got a phantom hangover!"
by BeppoMonger January 25, 2016
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Internet Hangover

When you wake up at 75 and realise you've wasted your entire life caring about other peoples problems, online!
by Dr. Tardlord May 6, 2016
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