ham-sauced

being sauced/drunk out of your skull.

Dude, Bud shouldn't have slept with that fat chic last night. He was so ham-sauced.

by BudmanOfAlcatraz August 28, 2007

J. Ham

To jack off or to beat during a class or session

Kid 1: Did you hear about that kid in third period?
Kid 2: No, why what happened?
Kid 1: I heard he pulled a J. Ham and got caught
Kid 2: Ewww! Gross

by Tommie The Tomahawk April 3, 2011

shirt hams

big perky boobs. nuff said.

i got my face between your sisters shirt hams.

by mutant-lizard February 3, 2010

ham cheesed

Ham cheesed refers to when you are intoxicated with alcohol and marijuana

"Yo bro why does my ass hurt"

"i dunno bro you were pretty ham cheesed last night"

by flightofthekonchords May 1, 2009

Ham Mode

A brief Time in witch you or your friend is wreaking the enemy team. Thus resulting in Ham Mode.

"My god im going Ham Mode!!"

by MasterMcfee August 22, 2014

Do the ham

To do the ham

Come on, BMO, do the ham

by Beowulff April 24, 2018

Road Ham

Uneaten sliced ham, usually taken from a diner, and placed in one’s pockets to be consumed during a car ride.

Oh hey, wow, is that some road ham in your glove box?

by Nick From Jersey December 4, 2022