Hose Equity Loan

Viagra. See also "hose equity".

"Bob Dole is slinging Hose Equity Loans"

by Erik Madsen November 12, 2004

homeds

people that think they are cool by using this term which really means they're a bunch of nerdy friends.

"me and my homeds are gonna go play d&d wanna come?" FUCK NO! DUMB NERDS!

by makayla May 13, 2005

Horsed as a Biscuit

Completely and utterly wasted, due to over consumption of alcoholic beverages.

Kyle: What happened last night?
Tim: I'm not surprised you don't remember. You were Horsed as a Biscuit!

by Drew Stephens January 14, 2010

Hose nose

One who snorts cocaine frequently .

Hey ,that was my line, your such a hose nose joe.

by Dadgad September 29, 2014

Support Hose

Panty hose your grandma wears to keep her tummy tucked in. It's extra tight up there.

My grandma's support hose hung on the line.

by kenz November 25, 2003

bone hoed

When you get fucked over royally by a professional.

"I picked up a cheap hooker on the corner and she bone hoed my ass."

by williecdawg August 5, 2008

Camel hose

When a man wears too tight of pants and his dick is buldging out.

Oh no.. Julie, Check out that guy's camel hose. It's really buldging out!

by Camel Hose May 4, 2016