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open gym 

n. A day that comes every so often during high school physical education classes, in which the P.E. teacher leaves the equipment room unlocked and has his assistant take attendance, leaving the class to its own devices as he sits in his office with the door locked looking at porn for an hour and a half.
Q: Why can't you use the computer in the gym teacher's office?

A: The keyboard is still sticky from open gym.
open gym by Rick Scales June 26, 2004
Related Words

Beta gym 

Someone who goes to a beta gym is beta and weak. I go to a alpha gym which smallest weights are half a ton
I bet your a beta gym pussy i only lift real weights
Beta gym by God = me May 26, 2021

Police gym instructor 

A failed police officer than cannot make it as a regular police officer. A position in which the officer can do nothing and still brag about being on the force.
Typically these officers have not made a collar in many (many) years.
Pete was so inept at being on the street they assigned him as a police gym instructor.

They’re invading my gym 

A sentence used by Nori when people go into his gym therefore making him say they’re invading my gym
someone call 207 they’re invading my gym!

Fairy Type Gym Leader 

An insult to describe a particularly annoying and effeminate male
Shawn: OMG, you're so annoying tsk tsk tsk
Ben: Shut the fuck up you Fairy Type Gym Leader

Come to the gym 

An expression when you are inviting someone to have a fight.
Hey Dragona, wanna come to the gym with me? There's one on the other side of the street.
Come to the gym by Akabe Tenryū February 20, 2023