growler toweller

an excessively attentive male, given to wiping cock snot semen, sperm, jizm from his wife's cunt twat, snatch after intercourse.

he used to be one of the guys until he got married, now he's turned into a growler toweller.

by Sheepshagger July 4, 2006

throw groceries

the act of throwing up, often induced by alcohol.

"I'll be back in a few minutes, I have to go the the bathroom and throw groceries"

by idlewillkill May 13, 2004

growler

a fine ho who likes giving head and isnt content till all erections are limp and satisified, at the first sight of a hard on she will growl and aggresively approach and attack to satisify her instinctive hunger. like an animal in the wild that needs to eat to survive she feeds on cock and loves the thrill of the hunt,growling at the sight of any erection, inviting confrentation,ready for attack.

that growler was giving blowjobs all night long, she wasnt going out till everyone busted a nut and she was still lookikng for more like it was her first one of the night.

by best in the business blinger May 1, 2009

Hog Eyed Growler

The act of placing your male member between your legs and pressing your ham and member to the display glass.

This is an extention of the pressed ham or BA. In addition to bearing your backside you do a silence of the lambs bit and then press the whole thing against your display area. We drove by and gave them a Hog Eyed Growler.

by Gyefinger May 17, 2006

groceries

1. Pharmeceutical drugs such as MDMA or ecstacy.

Hey, I need to purchase some groceries.
The aunties have the groceries!
Those groceries were good shit!

by barry1237 July 8, 2005

groceries

Something disgusting. can also be used to describe how you feel about a girl when asked.

pretty much replace the word gross with groceries in any sentence.

"oh my god, did you see that girl puke?"
"yea! groceries!"

"did you see how ugly that girl was? groceries"

by prettylew December 15, 2008

grocery shopping

slang term for homosexual gingers for having unprotected anal sex with whoever needs to release and beCOME.

Marco got his mom to lactate in my tapioca pudding without me noticing and I ate it so to get back at him I convinced him to go grocery shopping with my gay ginger friend conner. Little did he know that the only thing they picked up from the grocery store was mayonaise,hot dogs,and a rubber chicken. Marco was confused as to why they went to a motel room. Lets just say the next day he woke up and looked like his penis either went for a ride in the rectum of a bloody babboon or his penis crashed into a red ant pile in the rain because his penis was caked in chunky crap and it had more dots on it then a winning grannys bingo card. Looks like hes guna have to go down the hand lotion isle for awile or at least the genital warts isle and feathered penis isle.

by tophieCC April 21, 2010