goon

Alice the Goon, from Goon island, talks in squiggly lines and was originally a hireling of the Sea Hag.
Lanky, bald gal with thick fur round her groin and huge feet.

From the "Popeye" cartoon strips

sqiggle,squiggle,squiggle,etc,etc...

Sea Hag: "Kill Popeye!"

Alice:"Blubber,Blubber (Noooooo!)"

by Skeletal Munchkin February 12, 2005

goon squad

Balls, Nuts, Gonads.

The Olympic runner was sprinting so hard, his goon squad was bouncing all over hizzle!

by thickage June 9, 2004

goon

A person you sell schwag weed to that you otherwise would have nothing to do with because of their overall dirtball qualities.

I can't believe that stinky fucker Dean keeps buying this shit weed. What a goon!

by bang, bang Nick Lange July 23, 2006

goon

Word given to one of incredibly annoying curiosity and ignorance.

God Ryan, stop asking me so many questions, you're being such a goon.

by PXC2012 May 10, 2010

godonkadonk

a big fat part of a persons body (boobs, penis, pussy, etc.)

hampton rosenjew has a giant godonkadonk

by zachy turberville February 28, 2004

FAKE-FILLIN-IT/GOON

Being fake/ Lying/ Acting Wat You Not/ A Sucka

"Nigga you a goon."

by DRU SOURCE June 14, 2005

Goon Squad

An underground gentlemen’s club in the North Philadelphia area were members do questionable acts such as destroying property, harass women, have sex with questionable looking women, and other goonish acts. Members can easily be identified by the following acts: hanging out in shady basements in North Philadelphia, Throwing furniture out windows, and yelling “Goon Squad” whenever in trouble or excited about something outrageous.

Guy 1: Oh my god those kids just threw a sofa out the window!!!

Goon 1: GOON SQUAD!!!!!

Goon 2: GOON SQUAAAAADDDDDD!!!!!!!

by MeatWallet09 April 19, 2012