gloopy sampson

When you are wiping your ass, and you get shit on your finger(s) accidentally.

Trying to wipe off the hanging chad resulted in a vicious gloopy sampson.

It is inadvisable to take a shit in a moving motorhome; you may get a gloopy sampson.

by Mag1ci4n January 8, 2008

Asian Goofy

A noun and verb.
During sex when one person pours sake into the other person's asshole and motorboats it out. The sake must be 97 degrees Fahrenheit due to heat source or body heat.

-Amanda loved it when I gave her the ol' Asian Goofy last night
-Awesome, bro. Thanks for the tip!

by tragicblindfold March 23, 2009

fucking goofy

Minny Mouse cheating on Mickey Mouse. Soon after get a divorce...

Lawyer: he said she was just fucking silly.
Mickey: NO I SAID SHE WAS FUCKING GOOFY!

by Thishellaguy July 27, 2017

Gooey Butt

An age old favorite of drunken pranks. When you place an egg until it breaks of the passed out drunken friend.

Oh shit nigga, who gave me a gooey butt.

by 8 Ball Greaze January 3, 2008

goody bag

When you shit in a sandwich bag and hide it in someone's bedroom. This is especially rancid if you turn the heat all the way up in their house.

Damn! It stinks like shit in here! I bet my brother left another goody bag in my sock drawer.

by Patrick & John August 20, 2011

Goop

This word can describe numerous things including homosexuals, other goops or even kings. It’s the type of word you can just say for any reason. It’s also a word you may want to scream in public

Person 1: GOOP!
Person 2: King!

by PU55Y5LAYER69 December 11, 2018

Gooey Gonzalez

An act that entails a person wearing a Steeler's helmet to grease up a motorcycle boot with jelly and insert into a female's vagina. This act constitutes a "Gooey Gonzalez"

While visiting his beat wife, Stephen donned a weathered Steeler's helmet, greased up his seldon used motor boot with seedless jam, and completed the difficult act of the "Gooey Gonzalez"

by Steve Tharp January 22, 2005