Da brain-activity-reducing/altering (i.e., eating it causes you to be a "goober") striped nut/fruit spread dat Harrison Ford had in his mid-afternoon snack-sandwich, and which subsequently caused him to accidentally land his Aviat Husky in a manner contrary to the tower's instructions ("I’m the schmuck that landed on the taxiway").
One should not have any potentially-dangerous, exacting, and/or expensive activities planned for several hours after ingesting any sizable amount of Schmucker's Goober Jelly, so as to hopefully avoid any cranial-confusion-related mishaps caused by consuming said tasty-but-thought-fogging comestible --- just look what it did to famed actor-turned-pilot Harrison Ford (i.e., he both overflew another aircraft at a dangerously low altitude AND touched down on the wrong tarmac-strip), and HE was an experienced pilot, to boot!
by QuacksO April 8, 2020
Get the Schmucker's Goober Jellymug. Dude! I just got laid! I'm super goober glabby!
-what?
I'm super goober glabby, I cannot believe I just won 10 million dollars!
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-what?
I'm super goober glabby, I cannot believe I just won 10 million dollars!
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by The one who cant speak February 24, 2023
Get the Super Goober Glabbymug. by FitsMagee June 20, 2022
Get the goober kissermug. Person 1: "bro that nigga got caught stealing from the dep by the afghan owner n he cried when they said they'd call the cops"
Person 2: "what a GOOBER LMFAOO"
Person 2: "what a GOOBER LMFAOO"
by ibangothe2nd December 13, 2018
Get the Goobermug. goober game is a when someone most commonly described a a "dork" pulls girls mainly because he isnt an dick or because he is a dork.
by V1NC3NT! December 8, 2023
Get the goober gamemug. by Po_Tay_Toes December 9, 2023
Get the Goofy goobermug. by Pussyhunter42069 December 9, 2022
Get the Goobermug.