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You may call me G U N D H A M T A N A K A (God)
Remember it well...
by monoball September 21, 2020
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Estimated 25 million kills by his name in the bible e.g. noahs ark and the to towns full of rapeists and shit estimated kills to the devils name 60 and some of those was a bet with god
Soooo yeah god be killin loads of people
by Mag1karpMan January 17, 2019
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Some fake stupid ass nigga who thinks he can tell us that some gay ass nigga called Jesus is cool
God, the fuck is that nigga? Oh, that’s right, fucking gay
by Reeeeenenenejd February 20, 2019
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Sus/Imposter
God is sus because he's always sitting in security and watching everyone through cams(even when you're naked) .
God is the imposter, God is sus sitting on cams watching us jerk off.
by Cutiepie Amish November 16, 2020
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A clash between the set of prime numbers moving at infinity-speed and the surface area of prime numbers moving at uncountable-speed.

The two vectors meet at a diametric angle with the set of prime numbers emerging from the upper-left and the surface-AREA of the set of prime numbers emerging from the lower right.
God is the clash between the surface area of the uncountable set of prime numbers and the uncountable set of prime numbers.

It results in infinity-spinning-around-itself or God.
by fightfacilities December 25, 2020
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All I know is that whenever the religious conservatives of any country do something horrible or backward, they blame it on this guy.

Kind of like that imaginary friend you had as a kid who was always telling you to start fires and shit.
"I don't understand. Why do you hate gay people so much?"

"It's not my opinion. I'm just following God's word."
by garcalej February 1, 2019
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Some dude that made us in his flawed image
by shfshfgbdsbe December 11, 2020
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