goatsuke

a god who don't miss

goatsuke carries anime tiktok

by goatsukefan June 29, 2021

Goated

A god-like creature which stands over everything and everyone. It can also be used to describe something/someone that is great.

1. The construction worker was goated at his job

2. Kneel before this goat-like creature.

by Goat (real meaning) July 3, 2021

gotasec

A random and often very time-consuming task, request or favor, usually encountered at work. These are almost always initiated with a seemingly-innocent question such as "Got a sec?" or "Got a minute?", and very likely end up requiring large amounts of time and effort to resolve. Gotasecs can reach you through almost any means, from in-person visits, emails, chat messages, text messages, etc.

Office worker 1: "What happened? You weren't in the 2:00 meeting today."
Office worker 2: "The CEO hit me up on chat with a gotasec that ended up taking 4 hours to fix, so I had to bail on the meeting."
Office worker 1: "Sucks, but it happens all the time..."

by defnotmyrealname September 3, 2021

Goated

When you pretend you're not jealous of a marriage well being their best friend. Then later convince one of them to leave their significant other for you.

Buddy was so close I called him my brother and he f****** goated me

by Consummate Hate September 7, 2021

goats4tubbo

my beloved :D

you: bro who got you smiling like that..?
me: GOATS4TUBBOS VIDEOS

by goats4tubbo September 7, 2021

goatbench

A bench made of goats.

You: “Look at my new goatbench! It’s made from your goats!”
Me: “MY POOR GOATS!”

by I’m goating too hard September 28, 2021

Goated

That boy named Bobby

Bobby is to goated

by Gugffff October 27, 2021