Glazer Lazer

A incredibly well respected man. He has the personality of an angel and the face of a God. He really is someone who is kind, caring and loving. He tends to really love women by the name of Lauri Epstein(the most beautiful girl in town). Glazer Lazer also has a big lazer which is euphemism for his large penis that drives the women cray cray! oh and he also has a killer 6-pack!

Wow!! Check how perfect that guy is?? He must be a Glazer Lazer!

by The G Lazer June 3, 2013

vamp gaze head

Someone who has a head/haircut that resembles that of a vamp gaze from Diablo 2.

Man, Hulk Hogan sure does have a vamp gaze head.

by goatsoap October 26, 2005

Glazed

When someone talks to you for a long period of time, and not being able to get away from it.

Hey John did you just get glazed by Tom?
Yeah i did, he talked non stop for 15 minutes, and i could not get away from it.

by TheRealCM18 August 7, 2011

glades

a synonymn for sunglasses (shades/glasses)

"Ahh..it's so sunny out right now, I need my glades"

by Kcaa..Awwlieee..Keelll July 30, 2008

Dick gazer

A person who deliberately stares at a man's penis in a urinalysis to make sure they are not using a device to get clean urine. Simular to a "pecker checker."

"dude I was so uncomfortable in my piss test. Mr Greenspan was being a real dick gazer."

by bigfish951 August 12, 2009

glazed doughnut

When having anal sex and you pull out of the anal cavity and ejaculates on the anus and it gets crusty without telling your sexual partner

I secretly gave that chick a glazed doughnut last night

by glaizer January 21, 2015

gooch glazer

1. A male who ejaculates onto another males gooch.

2. A person who enjoys the act of putting their mouth on a male's gooch.

3. Used as a derogatory term.

1. Dude. Why did David let Rlo cum on his gooch.

2. Erica's a freak dude. She just kept moving down til she was kissin my gooch.

3. Jesse's such a gooch glazer. He couldn't get a girl if he drugged her.

by dball September 15, 2007