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german flashlight

The act of squishing multiple fireflys and smearing the bug juice over your dick. After your wang is lit up then proceeding to madly screw the woman to light up her "tunnel" thus making your dick a german flashlight.
Gill: I put my german flashlight in THIS girls tunnel yesterday. She was lit up like saturday night at the roxbury!
Duncan: I lit up THAT other girl too.
J Ham: I wish my johnson was large enough to please a woman...
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German Backpacker

While recieving oral, deficate in a plastic bag. Then proceed to slap the male/female until the bag breaks.
Adolf: franz was so bad in bed i had to give him a german backpacker

Goebbals: Thats sick get away from me!!!

Adolf: do u want one?

Goebbals:......yes?
by T. J. Baxter March 5, 2009
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german cappuccino

1. while one is having intercourse with a woman you proceed to have a bowel movement on top of the womens scalp (the shit must be diarhea otherwise it wouldnt look like a cappuccino)
Lars came home and decided to give his girlfriend a german cappuccino.
by Lars Shiggins August 3, 2007
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German Sausage

When a small glass tube is fed through a mans penis and then smashed inside the mans penis for pleasure
Matt: Dude, how was that German Sausage last night?
Tom: Fantastic man. I think there are still shards of glass left inside my junk
by Mcwynar January 5, 2011
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dirty german

the act of dropping a load of hot shit on a girl's face, then ejaculating on her.
Her ultimate fantasy is a dirty german gang bang, where she will be covered in ten guys' stinking loads.
by biggdawgg August 20, 2009
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German waterfall

German waterfall is when a morbidly obesed man pisses into the air and into his belly button and the pee streams on his roles like a waterfall into two girls mouth.
Morbidly obese man pulls out weiner and pees into his belly button
Very skinny girl one/ IS THAT PISSES?!🤢
Skinny girl 2/mmmmmm yummy 🤤
Morbidly obese guy/it's called a German waterfall
by Bigsops April 1, 2022
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german explosion

When a crazy half german celebrates the birthday of Adolf Hitler by getting annoyed when others criticise German heritage and react by jizzing in a German beer and skolling it
Dude my German friend didn’t like it when Adolf’s birthday wasn’t celebrated so he gave himself a German explosion
by Dingothegreat April 19, 2023
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