The grand slammer is when you do a line of coke off a girls belly, kiss the girl, take a bong rip, take two syringes full of tequila then make out with a second girl and she slips a ecstasy pill from her mouth to yours. Then you die.
by Mickey dog November 21, 2014
Ariana Grande is pretty much the queen of pop. She used to act as Cat Valentine on Victorious and Sam & Cat until the shows both ended. She then went back into her music career and debuted with her album “Yours Truly” with hits “Honeymoon Avenue” and “The Way”. Then came “My Everything” and “Dangerous Woman” in a span of 3 years. With hits like “Bang Bang”. “One Last Time”, “Break Free”, “Problem”, “Dangerous Woman”, and “Into You.” 2 years later she made a comeback with Sweetener, one of her most successful albums. A year later came the “thank u, next” album which was also a hit. The album was followed by a tour for Sweetener and thank u, next called “Swt World Tour (Sweetener World Tour)”, where she preformed “thank u next” and “Sweetener”.
More emotional part:
She’s had countless ups and downs in life that’s brought her to where she is now. She survived a bombing, had 22 of her fans killed in the bombings, lost her ex/best friend due to drugs, and much more. Those which were never her fault. Everything that’s happened happened for a reason and some people are always gonna hate her, but at the end of the day she’s the sweetest and just wants the best. This may have seemed over the top but if ari ever sees this ily and keep being you. 🖤
More emotional part:
She’s had countless ups and downs in life that’s brought her to where she is now. She survived a bombing, had 22 of her fans killed in the bombings, lost her ex/best friend due to drugs, and much more. Those which were never her fault. Everything that’s happened happened for a reason and some people are always gonna hate her, but at the end of the day she’s the sweetest and just wants the best. This may have seemed over the top but if ari ever sees this ily and keep being you. 🖤
Arianator: “Did you see Ariana Grande’s new music video?
Guy 1: “No, not yet.”
Arianator: “Honest to God, knock me out cause’ it’s bomb.”
Guy 1: “No, not yet.”
Arianator: “Honest to God, knock me out cause’ it’s bomb.”
by mari.ig September 30, 2020
by bcvaboo June 10, 2021
by Nobes Knows It June 19, 2021
Break up with your girlfriend, I'm bored.
"You like my hair? Gee thanks, just bought it." -Ariana Grande
"You like my hair? Gee thanks, just bought it." -Ariana Grande
by causehernameisari February 22, 2019
The one person who can prove that “God Is A woman”!
She has an angels voice and is coming to snatch ur weaves with her racks and vocals. She is so iconic and I love her so much. She is well known for her acting role on Victorious and Sam& Cat and her newest singles “thank u, next”, “7 Rings”, and “break up with your girlfriend, I’m bored”. Her ponytail is EVERTHINGGG!! I feel bad for u if you think otherwise. She’s also a fucking GODESSSS!!!! She the queen ok? PERIODTTT! thank u,
next :)
She has an angels voice and is coming to snatch ur weaves with her racks and vocals. She is so iconic and I love her so much. She is well known for her acting role on Victorious and Sam& Cat and her newest singles “thank u, next”, “7 Rings”, and “break up with your girlfriend, I’m bored”. Her ponytail is EVERTHINGGG!! I feel bad for u if you think otherwise. She’s also a fucking GODESSSS!!!! She the queen ok? PERIODTTT! thank u,
next :)
me: have u heard the new Ariana Grande song?
irrelevant dumb ass bitch: u like Ariana Grande?
me: :0<===========8
irrelevant dumb ass bitch: u like Ariana Grande?
me: :0<===========8
by putitonandmakeemwannamarryme May 11, 2019
a true queen, her BB5's are unbeaten, an icon, Toulouse is her amazing dog, shes too ICONIC
thank u, next
thank u, next
by SKJSJKJSJKJSKJKS October 17, 2019