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The Garden Gnome

A random ass man who lives inside high schools. He appears in the piggies science lab and then the second you turn around, bam! hes gone. Nobody knows where he goes and he has the ability to teleport anywhere in the high school he wants to. That’s how he earned his name the garden gnome. He always creeps out, Thomas T and Vasili C in the piggery science lab.
“Oh look, there’s the garden gnome. he just went in the secret sacred dwarf room.”
by Thegnomepigg October 8, 2025
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Garden Gnoming

The insertion of anything or anyone (other than a butt plug, anal beads, or dildo) into one's anus for torture, fun, or sexual pleasure. (Related to the Mexican Lawn Mower)
If you keep fucking with me, I am going to Garden Gnome you with my cousin Jimmy. I would love to Garden Gnome with you, Lisa, but only if I get to be the Garden Gnome. Carrie, have you been Garden Gnomed by Larry before? Bobby want to go Garden Gnoming with me after school?
by LosPollos the Gnome October 14, 2025
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Gnomed

Gnomed means to have a gnome shoved up your anal
I’m going to get gnomed tomorrow night
by Get gnomed November 2, 2025
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Gnome Tasing

I saw my boss gnome tasing when he said he was finishing the monthly reports
by Sumgyen Pakistan December 12, 2025
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Gnome

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gnomes vs knights

CRAWLY runs around his local H&M In, Warsaw, Poland battling knights in a roleplay and fun-filled passion.
Who is better, Gnomes vs Knights?
by Crypso-Z67R July 21, 2024
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Gnome

A word that refers to the mythical creatures that are AWESOME! Means something is cool or hip, down to earth, and all around rad.
That was so gnome of you.
by Forest918 July 12, 2023
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