Fuckery Fuck Fuck Fucking Fucks! 

when something goes wrong or you're really annoyed about something you normally say fuck - but this is the next level when something is really bad or a situation is not going as planned and saying fuck just won't cut it

this is the 4th time I've tried to print out something on the damn printer *gives printer a whack* - come on, where's my document??..... oh Fuckery Fuck Fuck Fucking Fucks! you useless printing machine!!!!!

Fuckery Fuck Fuck Fucking Fucks! by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml June 13, 2018

shut yer fuckin' pie hole 

What just must be said to an individual so divorced from the reality of truth that nothing can redeem them.

Yup! It was all the scientists and their .. logic, that got us into this COVID mess. Making us all wear masks that don't work, washing germs off of our hands and keeping away from sick people. Idiots, the lot...

How about you (and your knuckle draggin', privileged, ass-wipe president) shut yer fuckin' pie hole and listen to REALITY!

shut yer fuckin' pie hole by YAWA October 20, 2020

get your ass back behind the fucking couch 

When you’re playing battletoads and someone you don’t like wants to play

Person: Alright, I’m going to play Battletoads now
Person 2: Can I play too?
Person: No, get your ass back behind the fucking couch

get your ass back behind the fucking couch by FJK SHDGIUSGJK ORJKRNF:OGHUI*( December 19, 2019

Fucking Whore 

A woman who has no regard for herself and those around her. She values nothing in life and generally is a bitch to say the least.

That fucking whore took my wallet.

Fucking Whore by Duckman1979 June 2, 2010

Holy fucking Santa clause shit

An expression used when something crazy just happened.
Derived from the movie Step Brothers

Guy 1- I just won the lottery. No big deal.

Guy 2- Holy fucking Santa clause shit that's awesome!

Holy fucking Santa clause shit by Easton hockey July 22, 2009

Four fucking wheels and a seat! 

Another word for an automobile. Also a famous quote from the 1987 John Hughes film "Planes, Trains and Automobiles"

Car Rental Agent: cheerfully Welcome to Marathon, may I help you?
Neal: Yes.
Car Rental Agent: How may I help you?
Neal: You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey, fucking, cheeks! And you can give me a fucking automobile: a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat!

Four fucking wheels and a seat! by Jimmy Man September 19, 2010

fucking tool 

1. Someone who tries too hard, a poser.

2. Someone who can't think for themselves.

3. A person, typically male, who says or does things that cause you to give them a 'what-are-you-even-doing- here' look. The 'what-are-you-even-doing- here' look is classified by a glare in the tool's direction and is usually accompanied by muttering of how big of a tool they are. The tool is usually someone who is unwelcome but no one has the balls to tell them to get lost. The tool is alwasys making comments that are out-of-place, out-of-line or just plain stupid. The tool is always trying too hard to fit in, and because of this, never will. However, the tool may be useful because you can use them for things; money, rides, ect.

4. Anyone who speaks in a purposely deeper voice than usual to emphasize any point.

5. Matt of Lacombe, Ab.

Matt is such a fucking tool, he tries way too hard to fit in, and always says really stupid shit in that retarded deep voice.

fucking tool by H. Jazz May 19, 2008