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Royal Flush

Going to the toilet to urinate after blowing a load to get rid of any excess semen.
Yo Mr. White I did a royal flush earlier and I almost ascended.
Wr. White: Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?
by Dr_poo June 5, 2022
mugGet the Royal Flushmug.

Flushed my cache

Slang/code word used between geeks, once they have finished viewing online porn.

1. Means they have have literally flushed the web browser's cache as to leave no evidence of viewing porn.

2. Blowing their load whilst/after watching online porn.
I flushed my cache so my mom will not find out.

That babe online was hot, I flushed my cache with excitement, got it all over the keyboard.
by da_rowdy_one July 6, 2011
mugGet the Flushed my cachemug.

royal flush

A thing in poker when you have the king, queen, jack, ace, and 10 and they're the same suit (diamonds, spades, clubs, or hearts). It's one of the best hands you can get.
The chances of getting a royal flush when you play poker are extremely low.
by kevins5728 January 23, 2019
mugGet the royal flushmug.

PINCH one FLUSH one

When doing time in any prison or county jail anywhere always remember and abide by the ‘Pinch One Flush One’ rule. The way this works: As soon as you ‘pinch one off’ HIT THAT BUTTON so your cellie doesn’t have to endure or power through your shit stink. Every time you pinch one, HIT THAT BUTTON! Actually just keep hitting that button on the first big pinch. Prison/Jail shitters usually have a ferociously powerful flush. You do your part and let the shitter do the rest. No one’s gonna jump all over you as long as you you hit that button. ALSO!!! Never use the shitter during meal times. Not sure about this? Fuck around and find out!
“Ugh! It smells like straight asshole up in here! Hey little homie, hasn’t anyone ever told you to PINCH ONE FLUSH ONE?

AND STAY HITTIN’ THAT BUTTON!!! SHIT!!!!!”
by FRISCO DAWG October 11, 2020
mugGet the PINCH one FLUSH onemug.

cluster flush

When a menopausal women has a serious of hot flushes in quick succession.
No I'm not sick, I'm just having a cluster flush.
by Mzmoli July 31, 2017
mugGet the cluster flushmug.

bag and flush

a quicky with a girl u have no respect for, a busto
hey man you see that girl i left the club with
yea
that gurl was nuttin but a bag and flush
by Bigbaby313 June 10, 2009
mugGet the bag and flushmug.

The Westcott Flush

When you have to flush multiple times while taking a dump at a guys house so you don’t plug their toilet.
I was at Foggia’s the other day and had to do The Westcott flush to make sure I didn’t plug the toilet.
by The mad crapper April 8, 2025
mugGet the The Westcott Flushmug.

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