flobster

Fake Lobster. Fish meat seasoned with lobster flavor. A much less expensive variety of lobster.

Kelly makes her lobster bisque with flobster.

by flobster man December 27, 2011

Floss

A Dance on fortnite

Doing the floss

by Bangersnmashusa January 9, 2019

flobs

flobs are basically the same as the shits!

"hang on, let me just check the toilet for flob stains"

"man i had the flobs really bad lastnight!"

by Soph and Fran April 19, 2008

Dress Flops

When a woman is wearing a short dress and you can see her vagina hanging out.

Your mom was wearing a short dress. I saw her dress flops and I liked it.

by Spandex McGee July 3, 2008

dental floss

when a girl wheres a thong to scrape off the excess poo from her anus after she took a dump!

"ew! look at that girl! she's wearing dental floss! i guess she doesn't like to wipe or is too lazy to"

by Jessika May Burgess April 12, 2008

flopsy wopsy

when it is cold and your penis tries to return inside the body to snuggle

Simon has a flopsy wopsy

by Matty0708 February 14, 2009

double-butt-floss

The act of which would occure if two creepy, perverted high school students got a hold of a females scarf. The scarf would be straddled by both of the perverts, one holding each end with one hand, then flossing their rectums with the scarf whilst thrusting/dry humping eachother.

Helpless school girl: (bends over)

Saint G: (steals scarf from locker)

Marin: (straddles scarf with Saint G)

Helpless school girl: What the fuck are you doing?

Saint G: what does it look like?

Marin: we are performing the fine art of double-butt-floss

Helpless school girl: well there goes that scarf....

by Saint G March 12, 2008