Floppy Ferret

TomGW slapped Jon May with his floppy ferret
by JonMay August 04, 2020
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Floppy Waggerdoodle

When a special person decides to be a dick on the day where you can't take it and you just go off. This person exhibits traits of: being a dick, annoyingness, hooking up with your ex a week after breaking up, trying to court you, not using their seat belt in your car, or not remembering the bee song.
Jim: Hey Brad, I like your shirt dude!

Brad: Fuck off Jim, you Floppy Waggerdoodle!
by Jeremiahlover123 September 14, 2019
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floppy jumper

When you can feel the springs in the mattress being pushed to its limit by taking your sex game to the next level
"Howd it go last night with that chick?"
"Ohh boy I gave her the ol' floppy jumper"
by Slaftr September 19, 2018
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floppy river

It’s like a 69, but with diarrhea.
I got drunk last night and hit Taco Bell with the girl from the bar. Then we went back to my place for a 69 that turned in to a floppy river.
by Floppy River Boatman July 29, 2023
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Flip Floppy

Being so happy you get turned all around and do the hokie pokie.

It really is all about just having fun.

Go with the flow and enjoy life.

NOT always negative.
Person 1: "We are so flip floppy"

Person 2: "We change our minds often"
Person 3: "Eh, go with the flow"
by MGSuperstar July 02, 2023
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floppy dick unicorn

When you rip off someone's dick and attach it in some form to someone's forehead.
I will cut off your dick and attach it to your head so that way you'd become a floppy dick unicorn you cunt.
by Not Ronnie March 28, 2017
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