floating the rag

when a tampon is in an overfill emergency situation and needs to be replaced.

Damn, I'm floating the rag, you got a tampon?

by Bejuled Asshole November 18, 2020

floating circle jerk

When a group of gentlemen, whilst floating by innertube or other floatation device, "dock up" by each grabbing the tallywhacker to his immediate right, forming a circle of jerkery.

"This floating circle jerk was conducted by professionals in a controlled environment. Do not attempt at home."

by Uncle_Fun April 19, 2018

Float Over

The art of floating a surveillance balloon over your adversary’s country to spy on ICBM sites while claiming it is a weather balloon. Popularized by Chinese Ministry of State Security (MSS)

First detected by passengers on a commercial flight, the Chinese Ministry of State Security did a “float over” of a bus-sized surveillance balloon over the northern continental US to spy on ICBM sites all the while claiming it was a weather balloon gone astray.

by Mil3druid4 February 3, 2023

Buckham Float

A type of sweet confectionery from the deep depths of sunderland or mowbray depending on the day. It consists of a tall glass of the finest Hayden Buckham urine and a nice “Log” from Nathan Buckham to top it off, Resembling an ice cream float.

“i just scranned a buckham float”
“order me a double”

by MIKE OXLONGGGGGG May 7, 2023

Base floats

A shitter on bo3 who thinks he is good when he barely gets 20 kills

Damn, He pulled a Base Floats

by Kortly June 12, 2020

float my boat

Im going to go float my boat.

Let’s go float my boat.

by Gypsy818 July 19, 2024

floating sven

Pooping off of a Canal boat on an aqueduct onto a Swedish car passing on a busy road below.

Do you remember that time on the Ash aqueduct when Stavros floating Sven'd on that Volvo

by HoBoLoRoNe July 3, 2023