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dance of the flaming arseholes

An amusing (for the onlookers) waddle between two arbitrary points while bent over with your pants around your ankles and a lit rolled up piece of newspaper wedged up your arse.

Commonly performed by both the military and football clubs, it's an experience that both onlookers and participants will never forget.

Here's how it goes....

You light a rolled up tube of newspaper and stick it between your buttocks while bent over with your pants around your ankles. Then you have to shuffle from the start line to the finish line without dropping the "Torch".

If you drop the torch you're up shit creek and will suffer a penalty ranging from having to start over to getting doused with beer before having to start over again.

Typically it's like a right of baptism that everyone in a team or group will participate in to both gain acceptance and strengthen ties by the age old addage of shared absurdity....

Or was it adversity....

Fucked if I know, pass me another beer and light my torch, will ya?!?
Saw the new 23rd regiment going the "Dance of the Flaming Arseholes" last night at the local.... Some of them were a bit slow, there's a few boys who won't need to wax this week if you get my meaning!!
by Ben Govett August 10, 2006
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flavor fatigue

the feeling of boredom one experiences after eating some percentage of a (usually) large portion of food that has pushed their taste buds to the limits of tolerance for the same food. flavor fatigue can be embarrassing because one may have been excited to eat their favorite pasta, but halfway through their meal has become bored with the flavor and wishes he or she did not have such a large amount of leftover food.
After eating through half of his massive cheeseburger, the boy became afflicted with flavor fatigue and wished he had simply ordered some chicken fingers instead.
by DJDonkaJunce July 10, 2010
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Playa Flava

Somebody with incredible persuasion skills to get the ladies.
Tim: Allan shit dawg you got 3 shawty's?!
Allan: Yaya I got mad Playa Flava, I told you!
Tim: Tru dat blad!
by Tim & Allan December 9, 2008
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flaking

1. To bail out of something at the last minute

2. To break a contract, verbal or written

3. To lie about a previously made agreement
Miguel: Hey uhh I'll met you up at 7 pm at the walmart cool?
You: yeah sure NP

-7pm-

you: ....

-8pm-
you: .....

-9pm-

you: zzzz
Miguel: oh uhh yeah i cant make it
you: you flaking asshole
by TIm January 7, 2007
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war flashbacks

1. When something happens that reminds you of an embarrassing, difficult, or so-disturbing-that-you'll-never-be-able-to-unsee-it event in your life.

2. Actual flashbacks to actual battles. Can happen with PTSD.
Oh my god, that was the same position my parents used when I walked in on them as a kid. I'm having war flashbacks!

Don't you trigger a war flashback, son. I once killed a man!
by flipflopdrop July 29, 2013
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flatbush zombies

Flatbush Zombies is a group From Flatbush, Brooklyn. They are apart of the beast coast movement as well. There are three members in this group, Meechy Darko, Erick "arc" Elliott and Zombie Juice. They are refered to as zombies because Meech And Juice had tooken some phycadelic drugs and basically they had lost all their conscientious and then they had started a rebirth on their life.
Flatbush Zombies are rappers from Brooklyn
by i am not the father October 19, 2014
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Wilbur-flap

A penis that goes through the slit in a mans boxers or briefs because of excess movement or lack of button.
I was playing basketball in boxers and I got a huge wilbur-flap.
by kc42gc April 10, 2009
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