Feet

The most pristine part of the human body. They are essential for using shoes, and that means you can wear the brand new shrek crocs your parents got you during the back to school sale.

Clint Stevens: "Wow I totally really like feet"
Everyone who watches Clint Stevens: "Hahaha feet lol"

by Pistachio Ice Cream September 3, 2018

feeling my oats

feeling my oats means that someone are feeling themselves.drag queens mostly use this term.

I’m feeling my oats

by Xanthivia Hudak June 12, 2020

beautiful feet

feet with creamy smooth skin, an accentuated arch, wrinkly soles and lovely prehensile toes curling around my poontang masher.

Watching you cup my trouser snake between the oiled soles of your beautiful feet makes me sploodge hot dolops of moisturiser between your toes.

by Moisturizer October 11, 2007

Three Feet

To have three feet instead of two.

Person 1: "I have one more foot than two feet."

Person 2: "That means you have three feet."

by I Wear One Sock April 8, 2010

Feelin' Tha Kidd

Used to express ones attractiveness to another; All while reffering to the other person OR yourself in 3rd person.

YOU:"So tell me, girl...You feelin' tha kidd?"
THE GIRL: "yeah, I'm feelin' you."

by Jean-Max Fontilus May 30, 2006

6 Feet of Fun

1) The trademark motto for Bubble Tape.
2)A term used to describe Chuck Norris' dick.
3)What douchebags call their three inch long excuse of a penis.

Douchebag 1:Hey man, you ready to go fuck those bitches down at the club?

Douchebag 2:Hellz yes! I brought my 5 dollar footlong!

Douchebag 1:Well I brought my 6 Feet Of Fun, let's do this!

Chuck Norris is currently in a legal battle against Bubble Tape for the trademark slogan 6 Feet Of Fun.

by xlVLCMSTNDlx September 1, 2009

stoner feet

When you are hella high, and you get freaked out, and run hella fast

Did you hear what happend to bob?
No what?
The cops were coming, and he got stoner feet and ran a mile, they never got him

by dopeshitdude95 November 14, 2010