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Federal Ass Whooping

noun

A severe, crushing punishment, defeat, or set of consequences—typically one delivered or enforced by federal authorities, U.S. government agencies (such as the FBI, IRS, DOJ, or ICE), patriotic citizens, national law enforcement, or the full weight of the federal system—implying repercussions that are far more serious, inescapable, and overwhelming than ordinary or local retribution.

The phrase frequently appears in FAFO (“Fuck Around and Find Out”) scenarios, where individuals or groups provoke or challenge federal power and subsequently “find out” through aggressive legal, investigative, or physical enforcement actions.

The term blends the vulgar idiom “ass whooping” (a thorough beating, literal or figurative) with “federal” to underscore the immense resources, authority, and inescapability of national government intervention, often invoked as a warning in political, protest, or defiance-related contexts.
“That Antifa guy spat on a federal agent and caught a federal ass whooping he earned—classic FAFO moment.”

“Cross those lines from those Americans and you’ll catch a federal ass whooping from the them—pure FAFO.”
by Va Jay Jay Sinz January 10, 2026
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Toxic Federation

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Sideways Federer

A move playing tennis, even though it sounds dirty.
Dude, don't try to do a sideways federer; it's too hard.
by cbtennis98 April 27, 2013
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wireless fedelity

A bullshit phrase to explain what wifi stands for. It is also quite like oxygen, if we don't have wifi, we will not survive.
Juan: Man do they got some wireless fedelity here?
Brady: Dude that's not a real word. Wi-fi isn't an acronym, it's just a name.

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wi-fi
juan
wireless
shit
bullshit
oxygen
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briscoe fedele

Elevation Is the Biggest Part of His Life, Family Oriented. loyal. Very Open-Minded. Creative. Can't Live Without Music. Musician at Heart. Born Go Getter. Take Care Of What his. Can not Be Labeled. Jack of all trade. . .. ..Perfectionist not Perfect. (Logical) Deep Thinker . Never Satisfied. Which are all Gifts and Curse. Made Like no other. Hard Worker. What You Give To Him is What You Get but Giver First. Forgives Won't Forget. Keep demons caged until played with.
by Mindmade December 21, 2016
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Dodger federer

Whenever someone is a god at dodging skillshots in any online game, preferablyLeague of Legends
Damn Ezreal dodged my hook again.
I guess he is Dodger Federer
by lil yeetus January 21, 2019
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