by gladheateher October 2, 2007
Get the farm machinerymug. noun
1) A person who does not care how they look or what you think about how they look.
2) One who is apathetic about something.
Often used to explain the person's look or behavior and usually proceeding the words "don't care."
1) A person who does not care how they look or what you think about how they look.
2) One who is apathetic about something.
Often used to explain the person's look or behavior and usually proceeding the words "don't care."
Example 1
Guy: Why are you wearing pajama pants to a party?
Girl: Cuz farm dog don't care.
Example 2
Girl 1: This professor is so boring.
Girl 2: I know, look at Andrew. He's asleep in the front row.
Girl 1: Farm dog don't' care.
Guy: Why are you wearing pajama pants to a party?
Girl: Cuz farm dog don't care.
Example 2
Girl 1: This professor is so boring.
Girl 2: I know, look at Andrew. He's asleep in the front row.
Girl 1: Farm dog don't' care.
by Billy The Goat 29 May 5, 2016
Get the Farm Dogmug. I happened to see a couple definitions of boones farm on urban dictionary and all of them seemed to have been written by either a racist, a homophobe, or a college kid. I couldn't decide who was worse.
by OMGWTFBBW August 22, 2014
Get the Boones Farmmug. The equivalent of cock-blocking, except for Farmville.
When someone walks in on you while playing Farmville. Generally ruins your farm-libido causing you to stop farmvilling for the night.
Interrupting one's farm voyeurism.
When someone walks in on you while playing Farmville. Generally ruins your farm-libido causing you to stop farmvilling for the night.
Interrupting one's farm voyeurism.
Dude, I'm so fucking pissed, I got farm blocked last night. I was getting it on with my farm when my friend Nate walked in on me. Fucking farm blocker.
I feel really bad about my job sometimes. When I go to drop off my van binder at the booth, the old women quickly reduce their farmville screens when the see me. I feel like such a farm block.
Damn, I was all ready for the best night of my life, but then Tony walked in and farm blocked me. I was busy seeding my mango tree when he crept in last night and ruined the mood.
I feel really bad about my job sometimes. When I go to drop off my van binder at the booth, the old women quickly reduce their farmville screens when the see me. I feel like such a farm block.
Damn, I was all ready for the best night of my life, but then Tony walked in and farm blocked me. I was busy seeding my mango tree when he crept in last night and ruined the mood.
by Gristmill... wait, who's mill? June 29, 2011
Get the Farm blockmug. by not.a.farmtruck February 19, 2019
Get the farm truckmug. -the process of collecting, gathering, and accumulating by any means enough miniscule pieces of weed to smoke.
-usually only occurs at the very end of a bag, when there is almost nothing left but you really want to toke up one more time.
-can be measured in total bowls, joints or blunts filled from your harvest, but bowls is most commonly used measurement
-while most farmers tend to simply use their fingers, advances in the field have included sheets of paper, rulers, and in one non-confirmed case, a statically-charge balloon electrically harvested the weed planktons.
-usually only occurs at the very end of a bag, when there is almost nothing left but you really want to toke up one more time.
-can be measured in total bowls, joints or blunts filled from your harvest, but bowls is most commonly used measurement
-while most farmers tend to simply use their fingers, advances in the field have included sheets of paper, rulers, and in one non-confirmed case, a statically-charge balloon electrically harvested the weed planktons.
"Yo, I got home from the bar last night pretty trashed, and I thought I was dry until I plankton farmed under my desk so I could smoke a bowl and fall asleep."
"I spilled the pipe last night but John did some speedy plankton farming and we didn't lose a crystal!"
"I spilled the pipe last night but John did some speedy plankton farming and we didn't lose a crystal!"
by Devo and Dan February 21, 2010
Get the plankton farmingmug. The place you say dogs go when they are old or need to be put down instead of telling kids the truth.
Child:Mommy, what happened to spot?
Mum: He went to the squirrel farm.
Child:Why?
Mum: So he can chase squirrels. You know how he loves to do that!
Child: Are their really squirrel farms?
Mum: Yes, it's on the internet.
Mum: He went to the squirrel farm.
Child:Why?
Mum: So he can chase squirrels. You know how he loves to do that!
Child: Are their really squirrel farms?
Mum: Yes, it's on the internet.
by Jaeto February 10, 2010
Get the The Squirrel Farmmug.